h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grins and tries to soak BB as he's running away... but.... as he's slightly distracted.... misses him by inches....*

*looks at the cine camera a little anxiosly.... then.... a thought strikes him...*

*grins* As long as we get a copy....

*smiles & soaks Ming to provoke her... then.... looks at Vicki.... wondering if she'd want to take a slide down the biggest slide there is..... *

*grins as he realises that, strictly speaking, no one else would know this, as only Vicki can read his mind... *

*Slides down the slide*
SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone's soaked. But as everyone was already soaked, no-one minds *

*grins* Of course no one minds... We wouldn't mind even if we had been perfectly dry before that, right?

*gets to the nearest water cannon and wonders whom to soak... everyone's dripping wet... so it wouldn't make too much of a difference to anyone... but... it would be pointless to soak BB, as he's *in* the pool... Finally decides that he can't decide, and soaks everyone else... Especially E.... *

*suddenly grins at what he just said.... everyone was dripping wet.... he just soaked E.... returns to stand next to her, wondering when she'll decide if she wants to slide down the slide or not... *

*The television switches itself on:
"Today's edition of Sesame Street would have been brought to you today by the letter E, except that Pual Prefect soaked it on H2G2...."
Eomando looks amused.*

*is also amused*
*shakes cine camera dry again*
*settles down in water-proof area and begins to play with it...*
Heh heh heh...

¦M¦

*tries not to look too paranoid... *

How long have you been a Sesame Street camera person, Ming?

Ooohhhh, for about *checks watch* 21 minutes, 4 seconds now...

Keep going, guys! Come on, the kids want to see wetness! They want soakings, they want water-fights! They want to see huge splashes and amazing slides! They want to see the letters E, P and B!

¦M¦

As far as my viewer suveys show - and I am sure PP will agree with me on this one - kiddies want to see wetness and the letter M.
M stands for Ming
Oh, and Martini and Machine-gunning from a Motorboat, causing Murder and mutilation...
*Has a drink, jumps on a speed boat and starts shooting at all the swimmers.... Luckily it's only a water machine-gun *

How did I guess that somehow the letter 'M' would be mentioned...?
Alright, alright...
*leaves cine camera in water-proof area and comes out ready to be soaked with Martinis shot from a machine-gun from a speed boat and thus murdered and mutilated horrifically...*

¦M¦

I knew you'd enjoy it.
*Soaks Ming*
BTW - you're only soaked with water

*isn't sure what to say to that statement, so doesn't say anything*
Only with water? *is surprised but pleased - she doesn't like alcohol...*

*returns to water-proof area*

¦M¦

Well, it is "Swimming Pool III: Water Only" so it had to be just water, didn't it?
*Soaks Ming again, and drives motorboat out of range of everyone else*
Ha ha ha!!! No-one can get me when I'm in my boat!

*seeing BB in his boat...decides that she'd *love* to slide down the slide with PP.absolutely love to... *

*tries not to think of what all the kiddies watching Sesame Street would think of finding a PP in the pool... *

*decides she really doesn't want to *say* that out loud either...or people would look at her funny... *

*looks at E funny anyway*
*wonders why the hell she's doing it, as she can't read E's mind*
*comes out of water-proof area and offers to slide down a slide with E*
*grin*


¦M¦

*grins at Ming* Sorry... I was first...

*takes Vicki's hand & leads up to the highest tower... there faces the choice of which slide they should slide down.... the Hell Slide... or the slow slide FC (I think.. or was it Greebo?... A cat, anyway... ) used ages ago, sitting on BB's head....*

*smiles... the hell slide would be more fun.... the other one would take longer.... which means more fun, too... *

*still holding Vicki's hand looks at her expectantly, waiting for her to decide & slide down... *

*Feels a bit lonely on his boat, so parks it and climbs to the top of the slide tower too.*

*decides to go up to the slides too*
OK, now we're all up here - what are we going to do?
Whoever goes down first stands a high chance of getting soaked by whoever goes down after them.

Why is everyone looking at me?

¦M¦

*smiles* I wasn't looking at you....

*grins* Well, not too much anyway...

And... I'd agree to slide down first.... only.... it doesn't depend on me... Still has to be decided which slide I'll take...

Lovely view from up here, isn't it?

No? *looks at PP suspiciously*

You would?
Well, why don't you just go down the nearest?
And yes, it is quite spectacular, even if all you can see from here is the slanty bit of the roof...

¦M¦