h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders how BB soaked him through the force field... *

It's a one-way force-field.
*Soaks PP again*

*feels a little helpless & looks at FC*

Is that fair?...

*splashes against the force field in vain...*

Well... I'm tempted to splash Greebo... then you'd probably chase after me & leave the force field...

*unfortunately the force field breaks down...*

sorry BB, looks like you'll haveto start defending yourself again...

and you dont have a Guardian Angel? terrible... I may have to rectify that little problem...

*continues towards Greebs... reaches the dolphin...*

*Soaks PP one last time, and then swims to the other end of the pool*
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Oh well, it was good while it lasted

*grins at the sight of even odds again.. *

Ohh... Just you wait, BB... I'll get you now... Just as soon as me and FC have finished doing whatever it is she's planning to do at the dolphin...

*reaches the dolphin, too, and begins to climb on it... *

~Greebo clings on tightly to the dolphin~

Hey... er... me not sure this is a dolphin made for two... or indeed three...

*Climbs onto dolphin too, hiding behind Greebo so no-one will soak him*
It's okay, Greebo, We're perfectly safe here, as long as no-one starts to rock the dophin...

*the dolphin starts to sink slightly, but with no-one prepared to get off Greebo begins to look slightly distraught...*

*it sinks further...*

~Greebo in her panic climbs up into BB's head~

*splashes BB accidentally... unsure whether it gets Greebs or not... decides to swim away just in case... *

*Is very careful not to upset Greebo balancing on his head, especially as she doesn't like water and if splashed will dig her claws hard into his face...*
Oh dear....

*decides she'd better not splash Greebs, because BB will make her life hell afterward... figures she could always put up something angelic...

*sends a slight spray in Greebs direction*

Couldn't you do anything to HELP!!???

ooo... help? sorry, lost my halo along the way! sure...

*tries to coax Greebs off.. for some reason, Greebs doesnt seem particularly interested in going with her...*

~Greebo wraps her tail around BB's neck and hangs onto his ears with her paws~

I can't... bre...breathe... with the tail... around... my neck

LOL!

oh... sorry, shouldnt be laughing... come on Greebs, I wont splash you... honest...

*removes Breebs gently, then puts up a heavenly barrier so she can swim and splash others, but wont get wet herself...*

~Greebo starts to panic... no panic isn't the right word... it goes past panic and out the other side... she slips FC and grabs hold of BB very firmly... digging her claws in so she can't be moved again...~

*splashes Greebs. she digs her claws in tighter into BB but doesnt get wet....*

I told you! I did one around BB a while ago, but have perfected it so that it wont wear off... you now have a permanent anti-water bubble!

*wonders if BB will have lost a lot of blood when Greebs removes her claws.... *