h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hm... Greebo, you don't like to get wet?

...I can't help wondering why you come to a swimming pool, then...

But it's OK... I'll *try* not to soak you... ...too much...

*fires a water cannon at FC, soaking her completely...*

Now look at her... that's a nice pussy cat, and she doesn't mind getting soaked, either...

Didn't know that some cats disliked water...

Oh... And BB... Would you please look at me for a second?

*waits for the right moment & fires the water cannon into BB's face... Not too hard, of course, we don't want anyone to get hurt... *

That's for helping Greebo...

~Greebo floats on the dolphin...~

Hey everyone... admire my floating toy... ~grin~

*is very, very tempted to shoot Greebo off the dolphin... *

*can only just refrain because he doesn't want to upset her...*

*admires Greebo's floating toy*

Wow... Can you steer that, btw?

*Gives Greebo 2 doughnut armbands to stop her from drowning if anyone splashes her off.*
If anyone goes after Greebo, they'll be soaked from me!
So, you having any luck steering the dolphin?

*realises that her plan to get E has long been forgotten about, so stores it to the back of her memory for use next time... *

*dives under water and swims towards Greebo, accidentally splashing PP and BB as she goes*

*isn't really sure what FC's going for, but thinks it must be a good idea... Dives into the pool, splashing BB in the process, and goes after FC, in Greebo's general direction, as far as he can judge... *

~Greebo floats along quite happily~

This is really quite fun you know... ~grin~

Only because no-one splashes you

~Greebo turns her cute head and grins happily at The Buzzing One..~

But who would want to splash me???

I don't know Greebo - you're too cute.
But people keep splashing me
*Soaks everyone and waits for them to retaliate to prove his point*

*soaks everyone except BB, just to be annoying!

*she resumes her swim towards Greebo, PP in hot persuit...

Well, I bet someone's gonna soak me soon...

*creates an angelic force-field (well, i must be able to do something after all i am an Archangel..) round BB preventing him from being splashed...

*the force field materialises only just in time to block the wave PP had started to soak BB*

Damn... Divine assistance... It's not fair...

I'll get you, BB...

*still swims after FC, wondering what she's up to with Greebo... *

(btw... FC... could it be? Online at the same time? Wow... )

Thanks Fashion Cat - that evens things out a little.
*Just because PP can't splash him, it doesn't mean BB can't splash PP PP is soaked.*

no... we cant be online at the same time PP! you must be mistaken!! (atually I have to go in a bit )

*splashes PP..* just like the old days...

*fixes back onto Greebo.... *

*sighs* Typical... How could I think we could be here at the same time...

*splashes FC back *

Hm... I'll have to see how you got to be an archangel, though...

*continues to swim after her...*

~Greebo spies FC swimming towards her... and waves~

*Waves at Greebo too, and soaks PP again. *
I could get used to having a Guardian Angel

*sees Greebs waving at her... poor cat... *