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~Greebo closes her eyes... and whimpers~

I've lost my temper and I'm about to lose consciousness, so I'm pretty sure losing lots of blood will follow...

*carefully pries Greebo off BB*

see.... its perfectly safe... and it might be an idea to not jump on BB's head for a while, at least not with your claws out...

*takes BB to the side of the pool, and looks for a lifeguard...*

*puzzles... BB is the only lifeguard...*

ah well, *makes sure no-one is really looking.... BB's cuts heal and he regains conciousness and a good mood...*

Hi FC - I've got a headache.
Hope you don't mind if I sit out the splashing and the soaking for a while?
And anyone is welcome to join the Lifeguards - the more the merrier.

~Greebo sighs gratefully at the feeling of solid ground beneath her paws~

aw.. poor BB...

sure, I'm just off now actually

I'll let you rest till I get back... though try and convince Grees she'll be fine will you? that cant happen every time someone splashes her!

~Greebo shakes herself and jumps onto a chair to fall asleep~

*BB Meanwhile is recovering from his ordeal*
Zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzz.

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

dribble...

zzzz

*Wakes up*
What are you dribbling about, Greebo? Dreaming of doughnuts?

~Greebo dribbles even more...~

Hmmmm... douuuughhhhhnuts...

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Well, sweet dreams, Greebs.

Now, I've recovered from my injuries, and I feel I owe PP and FC a very LARGE SOAKING!!

Come here and face my water gun!

AQUA LA VISTA!

*feels the same way*
*joins BB in soaking PP and FC*



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Zzzzzzzzz...
~dribble~

You okay Greebo? You're not drowning are you????

*Teams up with Ming to soak PP & Eomando too. *

*wonders why Eomando is involved in all this, she hasn't done anyone any harm for *ages*... Shrugs... They want it no other way, he thinks, I'll have to teach them a lesson... *

*dodges BB's shot, quickly climbs up the tower & divebombs before he can be hit by anyone... *

*needless to say, BB & Ming are soaked in the process... however, Greebo isn't... Not while she still sleeps, anyway... *

Ha! Serves you right!

*Is splashed, but gets his own back by switching on the Tidal Wave machine, which completely drowns PP, but avoids Ming and Greebo*
Eomando may not be around, but I didn't want her to feel left out.

*upon reemerging from under the tidal wave*

Wow... why have I never seen this machine before?

*sees BB is about to press the button again, does as the Guide does *not* advice people to do, that is, panics, and climbs up the tower, looking down cautiously*

Typical... Have to use superior technology... can't win at even odds...

And... btw... very kind of you not to leave Eomando out... I'm sure she won't leave you out, either...

Ha ha ha ha ha! My swimming pool, my design, my chance to have some fun
Although I think I'll just go down the water slide for now.

*quickly dives into the pool & emerges directly under the end of the water slide, so that he can't be seen from above... rubs his hands & waits for BB to come sliding down... grins evilly... *