h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Returns from Store Shed with a pogo-stick and Jump-Jumper, lays the jump-jumper down for a second, and goes on the Bouncy Castle with the pogo-stick*
*bounce-BOUNCE!* *bounce-BOUNCE!*

See now I was going to do that but I thought it would burst the castle

But if we're allowed to bring toys on...
*fetches her space hopper*
Weeeeeee....Boingg

It's an extremely strong bouncy castle, as long as you don't wear high-heels.
*bounce-BOUNCE!* *bounce-BOUNCE!*

I think I'd fall over in high heels

Why is it only high-heels they make, and never high-toes? I think it would be easier to walk with heels on the ground and toes in the air.
But on a bouncy castle, you can have neither heels nor toes on the ground, and just *bounce* *Bounce* *BOUNCE*

If you had high toes you'd fall over backwards...and it'd hurt

On the few occasions I've worn high-heeled shoes (namely for BB & other dramatic sketches) I've almost always fallen over at some stage. And they hurt my feet too. So what'd be the difference?
If you got used to them, they wouldn't be too bad.

*Bounce* *Jump* *BOING*

Appart from the fact that your chiropodist would have a fit!

I've never fallen over when I've worn high heals (for theatrical and commical reassons only) But I have good balance so..... *shrugs*

You know I think this is the most anyone's actually said in here!

*Brings his own space-hopper*

*bbBOinggggGGGG!!!**BounCE*

Pah, space-hoppers. I like to maintain a purer bouncing experience.

boing

*grins*
Y'know it's surprising the number of males who have worn high heels

*offers Bagpuss a sparkley red space hopper*
You sure about that?

It's not a regular thing

*Bounce*.....*Boing*

Aye, no space-hoppers, no pogo sticks, no springs stuck to my feet.

How about borrowing this jump-jumper?

*Bounces happily*

*bounces happily on the Space Hopper whilst wondering what a jump-jumper is*
I had one of those annoying pedal-go things that didn't work as you just fell off and got trampled but I supect that won't work on here either

*Peregrin flutters above the bouncy castle, laughing at the pitiful efforts of the ground-ridden humans trying to fly*

*appears behind Peregrin and whispers in his ear*
Which none flying people are you laughing at exactly?

Eek!

Er... those mortals down there. You know, the humans.

Peregin..... which exact humans are you refering to!????

All I can see on this bouncy castle, are a Fish, a Bluebottle, A Bagpuss, you when you decide to stop flying and a Fairy....

So, whoever these Human friends of yours are... I don't suppose you'd mind sharing them with us

*grins whilst bouncing excitedly*

*whispers in Peregrins ear again*
Can't Bluebottles fly too?