h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Anybody mind if I smoke? *sheepishly, not really elaborating on what he would be smoking.*

Feel free. Peregrin smoked some herrings the other day... oh, that's not what you meant is it?

* strolls down the beach, turning back to see if anyone had followed, wanting to join in.*

I think you may have misjudged things there V.

And certainly don't try anything of the sort at the Atelier.

My apologies. I didn't mean to crash your party.

I'll go now.

*shouts to the retreating figure of V as he walks down the beach*

Hey, it's not my party!

Huh? *turns around feeling regretfull*

*with no response, he walks off* Maybe I'm hearing things.

Boy, do I know how to kill a party. *lurks back and snags a loose rib from the grill.* Live and learn.

Umm, I hate to interupt your little discussion, but Why are you Naked Amy?

Aren't there rules regarding clothed BBQing?

The main reason that we're all naked is that this beach is a HRASC zone. There's a link from the main beach page, or you can just go:
http://www.h2g2.com/A229303

*cough* *cough* *splutter*
Where's all this smoke coming from?

*Wants some of his fish food*

*Feeds a fish called Honda*
No barbecue is a barbecue unless the smoke from it has an in-built heat-seaking person detector system, so that no matter where you go around the barbecue, the smoke changes direction and goes straight into your face.

Ah - so it's nothing to do with whatever VALIS420 is smoking?

Probably not... unless he is smoking the barbecue itself.
I wouldn't put it past him.

Does anyone mind me wearing a tie?
it helps to wipe the mustard off my lips

Okay, you can wear a tie Ringo. A tie is too much like a cruel device to strangle bored office execs to count as clothes