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Good point...

Might wanna find out more about what's above it, then.
More clues, then?? Please????

Yes, Menza, what is it that you're hinting at?
I don't think he's gonna tell us, so I guess we'll have to find out for ourselves. More dynamite! If we're trying to make a hole, let's make it a BIG one!

There is a way to turn a Slide into a bomb

Alrighty, let's get movin'!
*something occurs to him*
Anybody got a firetool??

What's a firetool exactly?

firetool, n:
Any sort of device/equipment that might be used to incinerate any sort of inflammable material, such as dynamite.

A lighter, if you will.

I see...
Yep, we need one of them.

*calls out*

ANY SMOKERS ROUND HERE????

Sorry, not me.

Just where are they when you need them??

*wanders along the beach sticking little yellow 'Vote for Peregrin!' signs in the sand in really annoying places*

AH - Peregrin. Are you going to help us blow our way into Menza's wine cellar?

The more the merrier.

Sure... but why are you planning to blow your way into your own cellar?
And be careful with those explosives... remember that most alcoholic drinks are flammable

*Peregrin gets his bazooka ready*

*worried look; with bulging eyes*
Oh Christ... He'll use that thing... Take cover, everyone...

I can see this is going to go well.

Oh, yeahh?? What makes you so sure about that??

I wasn't.

Look at what he's doing... I don't know... I don't like this...

It'll be fun. Don't worry, we'll just blow our way to near the cellar, and then use chainsaws to get through the cellar walls themselves. We won't make anything burn.

And this tunnel's almost there!