h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Mackenzie] Righto! [reclines]

*VIP appears, shimmering tiara and sequined bikini glittering in the sunlight*

Am I too late?

No VIP, have no fear, you're not too late. You're quite early, in fact, as I haven't even started advertising the competition in the Post yet, and then when I do it'll probably be about 3 weeks before the voting begins, so plenty of time. You still need to pop along to here though: A781148

<BB<

[Mackenzie pops off there so she can add to her costume]

Yes, I've updated your description

<BB<

Ooh! I'm on there! How exciting!
*wishes her name didn't start with a V so she wasn't always last... ah well. Better to be a VIP than just a P!*

Hmm. Should I add to my description<?> It's a bit plain.

You can if you want to - just let me know!

<BB<

Right, I'mm settle down and have a good think.

[Mackenzie] Are you sure you want to do that? Thinking can be dangerous, you know.

I tried to think once. Nothing happened..

Oh but this is merely deciding what I'm going to add to my outfit. Not *really* think, no! ...perish the thought...

[Mackenzie] I was gonna say. ... Ooh, shiny!

What is?

<BB<

[Mackenzie] This! [holds up a sign saying "Shiny Object", which is actually less shiny than her own bikini]

*holds up a sign saying [wow, pretty]*

[Mackenzie's sign now says, "Hey, I can't help being wonderful! "]

[It just comes naturally to a Princess like me...]

Look what I've got! B2380044

<BB<

That is awesome!

bloke wanders in wearing a radioactive atoll in a lovely colour scheme of green and white in such a way that his extremely unattractive chest hair is showing. The radiation is making his skin into a matching green colour and his hair has been dyed white. The atoll is riding a little low at the back, so he has a "plumber's crack" showing.

Holds up a sign saying [This is a sign]