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*wonders why she did that*

*thinks about explaining to EV... but then thinks, why bother? & continues to point at Ian*

*looks confused, but continues to point at Ian*

I'm fed up with him. always coming onto the men I'm talking to... I cant take it any more...

*hits DD again*

Relax... I'm not his type.

*hugs FC* Awww

*points at ianG even though she's pretty sure that joke is very much dead*

you may not be his type EV, but look at him, always trying it on... you, my guardee Kes, all sorts of people, and I'm just fed up...


*hits DD*

*thinks of friends quote, but that wont work as she is cross with DD.. maybe if we ever make up....*

Don't be too hard on him, its not entirely his fault.

*wonders why FC is mad at DD, then remembers and is infinitely glad she didn't say anything about it*

*wonders what the hell is going on, then just relaxes and sits down*

Where's the drinks?

drinks? what a good idea!

*picks up and throws it in DDs face...*

ouch...
*pushes a to corrupt*
gargle blaster...

*doesn't understand this any better than she did before, so she starts drinking her PGGB to help her understand it better...*

*fears an attack from FC but whispers to corrupt*
check out the prez race rumors/scandals page. there's one about FC and DD... well... you know...
*ducks behind bar so not to be hit*

oh its worse than that.... hes been coming onto my Guardee, Kes *not that he realises I've seen that...* and just him trying it on with EV here has just sent me over the edge....


whatever friendship we had.... finished.

*...wishes she could comfort FC*

hmm... it'll pass.. life will eventually go on... but... I wish I could hit him RL....


*hits DD again, hard*

ooh, that hurts... look. anything you want, i'll make it for ya special. a double, even. and there's plenty of ice cream at my ice cream shop... fat-free chocolate that tastes heavenly, if you're interested...

...ow, this is a meaner conversation than the one that was in the STUMPED initiation forum...at least there, you're supposed to be evil...

*ducks under a table, partly from the level of her drunkenness, partly from a glass being thrown in her direction*