h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh dear. I mean can't anyone flirt no more.

Men ... can't live with them, can't hack them to death either.

Now Abi that is unfair. Some of aren't that bad.

Its a pain, that, innit

*wipes down bar with rag*
hmm... i'm inclined to agree with abi...

I take it that was directed at Abi, Joanna.

Nuh uh DD you all really are.

*washes up some of the mugs behind the bar, then tosses out the empties and generally tidies up a bit*

Help I'm outnumbered.

I need men any man.

*wonders if this is a good time to turn up*

DD you are such a tart!

May well be. Me and you against Abi, Joanna and Sea. I'll take the chance.

Tart am I????

Help I need back up to defend the Male gender.

DD you are a tart.

Gee some supporter you are. I may never buy a off you again.

Then again maybe not.

*giggles and begins to empty the ashtrays*
don't get me wrong, DD, i happen to love men... i just hate them too...

I can follow that logic.

*hits DD*

huff!

please whoevers serving...

that was for Kes btw.....

What is this open season on me????