h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*puts out what is left of the cigarette then streches his arms above his head*

How much longer do you estimate you'll take in loading that thing up?

[private] Not much longer now.

Thats good to hear.

*While the rest of the gear is loaded onto the glider, he checks to make sure the gun is loaded*

Nothin' better to do. *walks towards glider* <<>>

After you then my dear man.

*Starts to climb in* Try not to throw up, LeRue, I'm not in the mood.

Listen that was one time and you Know I was tanked on Murphys and besides ... did I metion I was drunk.

*He gets in and moments later they are an route to the LZ*

*Fretts watches them leave*

~~thank god they don't get paid by the hour~~

*The glider reaches its destination and lands gently*

*Assault and fire storm out the doors and set up and advanced operations centre*

*LeRue strolls out with his rifle unslinged*

Pinkella I want you to set up as couting system and I want Kronenberg and Dolan up on that outcrop over there.

*Pinkella salutes and leaves*

<Kronenburg and Dolan, that's brilliant>

*the gate opens and leuitenant walks through*

/\/Can any one here me over?/\/

*Major Fretts looks over from the dial and shouts*

No need for the radio.

*waves*

Come over here.

*walks over*

Major.

*nods*

Lieutenant. Fully equiped are we? What off world experince have you got?

*Meanwhile, the crew of the glider has been sighted by a jaffa with stealth technology. Unlike most jaffa, who would run screaming into the fray, this one decides to report back to his commander.*

Fully equipped but this is my first off-world.

Okay then. I take it you've been fully breifed, nothing too unexpected. The wildlife is quite curious, they probably haven't encountered humans before and arn't afraid to come straight up to you. Not dangerous though. We've encountered jaffa previously on this planet, the last time resulted in fatalities. So lets be carefull.

*the major loads a fresh clip*

Capt Le Rue is already searching sector A with Lt Nuge and a team from SG6. That leaves sector B for us.

If your ready.

*The Gate opens and Walter's voice is heard through the radio*

[Walter] \/\Major Fretts the is the SGC, The Colonel has finaly made contact with us, she's planning an escape from Atum's Homeworld but she has no IDC she's coming to you, when the gate opens wait and see if it's her before you shoot, she'll be pi$$ed if you shoot her\/\

//I'll think about it Walter. Who gets the command if shes out of the way?//

*looks up at the Lt*

Joking.

*Walter's voice is unimpressed*

[Walter] \/\Major Scandrea does sir, I don't want to be in your shoes if she finds out.....\/\