h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We'll take the back passage, it's more private.



*the jaffa leads her down a desserted corridor, lined with small statues of Atum<>*

So what do you have for me?

*the jaffa continues to walk down the corridor, and laughs*

Plenty.

Why don't you come here and I'll show you what we girls from Tatooine get upto on a saturday night

*the jaffa leaves his staff leaning against the wall and comes over to the colonel*

*The Colonel beckons him and they go behind the curtain, sounds of giggling are heard along with movement behind the curtain, an arm comes out and picks up the staff weapon a 'Thwack' is heard and the sound of a body hitting the floor. A few minutes later the Colonel emerges wearing the jaffa's uniform*

*Sigh*

If only I had more time

*Leaves for the main hall*

*Atums prime, along with four other jaffa, arrive at the slaves quaters. The new prime worriedly begins to search for the jaffa who should have been there*

Carcalla: Alert all the other jaffa. Search the palace, search the entire planet if need be. And if you find the jaffa assigned to her kill him on the spot. Now!

*the jaffa scatter*

<I think it was Part'alo, according to the throne room thread. F1931827?thread=641910&skip=100&show=20>

*The Colonel walks back in picks up a slave costume and leaves for the Gateroom*