h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Colonel enters and looks around, she goes to a cupboard and finds some clothes that fit and a veil. She changes grabs a basket and leaves*

*A young slave girl runs into the room, startled she looks up at the colonel*

You better hurry up and get ready. We've all to report to the grand hall for a special task.

<*Snags the and sits down to watch.*>

*Follows the Slave Girl to the Hall*

I really hope I know what I'm doing

*The Colonel gets unceremoniously dumped back into the Slave Quarters*

Thanks for the escort guy's

~~Now I need a plan of escape~~

*one of the jaffa remains at the doorway*

*Sees the Jaffa and smiles, hunts around at the back of the quarters and finds to tea and csome cups*

Please, join me in some tea

*the jaffa says nothing, but walks out and stands outside the slaves quarters*

Hmm obviously not a tea fan, but I need his uniform

*Peers around the door all demure*

Why don't you come in here with me

*the jaffa follows into the room*

*Smiles*

Come, have some tea, it gets lonely in here

*the jaffa looks at the size of the chair, then mockingly down at his armour*

*Hands the jaffa some tea*

Please forgive me but I'm new to the customs here, when I was on my home planet we were taught to respect all our God's creations

*The Colonel sidles up to the jaffa*

Will you show me around the palace

*the jaffas mask slides back*

Where would you like to see?

I'd like to see all of it please

But where would you like to begin?

*the jaffa leers*

*Grins*

Your barrack room maybe

~~And your uniform as well~~

*a sly smile crosses the jaffas face*

Follow me then.

*Follows, looking for heavy objects on the way*