h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alright then, its a date

Major, do you have any other hobbies?

Just practising my skills really...

I see...

well I shall see you around

*leaves*

bye...

*finishes his pie and sits around considering getting another

*decides against it and leaves*

*walks into the mess hall looking very pleased with his first flight of the F-309*

*walks up to the commisary clerk*

Do you have any mac and cheese? I always like to have a plate after I fly.

*The commisary clerk looks at him like he is insane and gestures with his head*

Thanks

*walks over and spoons some mac and cheese onto a plate, sits and begins chowing down*

*shakes head in amazement and walks into the kitchen*

<*Stamps foot and sulks* Army food is not that bad>

*Major AkronU passes 3 female cadet's who nudge eachother and whisper*

[Cadet 1] He flies the F-306, you know the one that fight's aliens

[Cadet 2] Wow, I'd love to do that, fly in outer space

[Cadet 3] *Gazing at the departing figure of the Major* Yeah, so would I

*glances up from mac and cheese and smiles at cadets then resumes eating while flipping through an old copy of Air Force weekly*

*Cadet 3 smiles dazzlingly at the Major thinks about joining him but her courage fails at the last minute*

*walks into the Mess past the Major*
Hey sir, enjoying your food? I'm going to go grab something, then mind if I sit with you? I'd love to find out more about you
*sails through to the kitchen area, looking the epitome of the upright yet sexy doctor*

<>

*smiles at the doctor*

feel free to sit after you've grabbed your delicacy of choice

*settles for French toast, 3 rashers of bacon, and one hash brown*

You know hash browns are never as good as I expect.

*sits across from AkronU*

So, tell me about your work Major, it sounds fascinating...

*leans elbow on the table so as to show off chest*

*walks in and gets a boul of musili and some toast and sits at a table by herself*

*slowly eats giving the impression she will fall back asleep at almost any moment*

*smiles to AkronU*
I do apologise but I have a few things I must take care of with my collegue, I hope you will excuse me.

*sashays away from the table and quickly sits opposite Major Anthea and grabs her hand*

Anthea *shakes her slightly* Anthea listen to me, what on earth are you up to? You can't keep being like this or else someone is going to notice you aren't doing your work properly! Do you want that?

*glances round hurriedly*

I mean, did you even check the Jaffa this morning? Have you found anything out? Have you even changed the drips!? Come on Anthea!