h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*finishes eating apple, closes flight manual and heads to the hanger*

*MAjor Khamsin enters the mess, grabs himself a piece of pie and sits at a table alone and slowly tucks into it*

*walks in and picks up some sandwiges and some apple pie and a tall glass of cold milk*

*stands across from Khamsin*
Mind if I sit here Major?

of course not.. have a seat

*sits down*

so what was it like out there?

*spears another piece of pie*

Out where, off world today?

yes
how was it?

*eats her lunch*

surprising, and I hate surprises... well as soon as I leave the stargate anyways

Ah, what happend that you came back injured and with a jaffa in toe?

I went through and the others were under attack...

My team started firing, but they had some sort of cloaking device...

gave me a good old punching to the ribs before I realised what was going on...

We would have been defeated if it hadn't started raining...

thank goodness for rain...
was anyone else hurt?
no tragedies i hope

Just me, Jaffa don't seem to like me for some reason

nothing from your past i hope

well maybe its becaus I shoot them for a living

maybe just maybe it is,

*plays around with the apple pie before slowly eating it*

so, appart from that what do guys like you do, in your free time perhaps?

Well when I'm not here in the mountain, I like to go long distance cycling, get away from everyone and everywhere

How about you Doctor?

I cant remember the last time i wasnt on call...

surely you have some holiday time comimg up?

perhaps... your probably right,
holiday... what did i do on my last holiday...
I think i stayed here actually....

when my ribs are healed, you should come cycling, its fun, I promise