h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well if all the introductions are over *writes down a couple of things on the clipboard* I think you're probably fit for active duty. Might need a couple of jabs topped up to make sure you dont catch anything nasty. Anything obvious spring to mind that you havent had?

nope pretty much had everything as a kid. got all me jabs topped up last year.

Great well then, you feel dodgey at all after a mission you come straight here immediatley we dont believe in spreading the love when it comes to alien diseases and infections, ad etc. You get cut or hurt you do /not/ solider on and be brave, you get it cleaned up here. Most of all no being the hero, that only gets people killed. All clear?

*fretts laughs*

a-firmative.

*glances at Fretts* No comment *grins* alright then get outta here I'll clear you

*salutes and heads off to barreks*

*cheers and woolf whistles from hallway*

*comes back in puts cloths back on then leaves again*

*grins* somebody watch him ok?

I gotta feeling that one'll take a lot of watching!

Well at least he has a sense of humour, which is more than the last one had, I wondered if he was actually a robot.

Who knows, who knows *scribbles a signature on form and hands it over*

Happy birthday ma'm, another one cleared for the field

Thank you Jack, keep up the good work and all that Jazz, I'll take this and get on with the mountain of paperwork that has no doubt appeared on my desk

*Leaves>

*fretts leaves the med bay*

*sits on the edge of kats desk laying the clipboard with UltraPete's med report on*
*Sits swinging his legs thoughtfully*
*gets out a pen and grabs a piece of paper scribbling a note*

Doc,
Here is the med report for a new officer. All seems in order, nothing out of the ordinary except perhaps the usual over eagerness (which caused him to forget to put his clothes back on before he left, shame you missed it. I've asked someone keep an eye on him to help him avoid further embarassment)Hes your usual type, special ops black ops bit like me, probably all classified.

*stops writing and grins to himself ruefully tapping the pen against the piece of paper*
[[here comes the cover story about where I was ]]

Had that keyhole surgery you reccomended, got another nice scar for my collection! I'm sure you'd like to take a look

*snickers and rubs a hand through his hair thoughtfully*

Anyway, hope I bump into you soon. Actually, I'm also interested in meeting this antelope roaming the base having heard so much about it.

See you around

Lt JK

*sits on the desk looking at the piece of paper then places it on top of the clipboard on Kat's desk*


*sits looking at the floor for a second, then digs out his wallet and takes a photo out looking at it thoughtfully. Blinks at it and puts it away, getting up and leaving the medi-bay*

*appears in the medibay bay again and starts to organise a few things*

*Kat wheels in smiling brightly*

So Jack...anything you'd care to share with the class?

*looks round* well, its been pretty quiet. I left you a note with the recent check over I did the new guy on your desk

MMmmhmmm okay I'll file that through and put records up later. And you're going on this mission to blow stuff up in a truly spectacular way? What else?

*starts clearing some things away and put stuff into his pockets* What else what ? I got sneezed on by an antelope, is that what you're after?