h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Last job, commanding a very small section of the jaffa army

I'm sorry ive had a rough evening

*Kat gazes at the papers solomnly before looking at the soldier before her*

And you have been joined with your symbiote for how long? Since you were 10 or less time?

probably about that, maybe more, i was part of a Jaffa training scheme for young soldiers, i was taken from my family when i was under 1

I'm pretty familiar with it , I take it i didnt realise you had to be a certain age to have the thing put inside you. I tell you what i could be older say 30 is that any better?

i understand that jaffa arent exactly human as well their like the gaul etc etc and most of the time their symbiote controls them but sometimes, the symbiote can be over powered and the person inside can control it, but of course in removing the sybiote means death unless you get a new one, death of course for both you and the sybiote

Ok i completely understand now , as i said its been a rough night other wise i would have read up on it before answering your questions, i dont normally act this idiotically, honest

<Oh yeah, and if you're talking out of character, please put what you're saying in these brackets here <> like I'm doing. It's just convention, and it makes everything a lot easier to follow. Actions go between asteriks like this- *Scandrea jumps*, before I forget. OK now?>

Grinning and shaking her head Peace heads for the Mess.

*Kat gazes forlornly after Peace before turning back to the Jaffa standing infront of her*

Right...well...to be honest there's not a lot I need to test you on because your symbiote should help keep you in peak health. However if you could strip down to your shorts for me so I can weigh you that would be good thank you.

<*frowns and scowls* Right well umm...I feel a twit standing around talking to a non-existant Jaffa then...

*Proceeds to wallpaper over the entire thing*>

*Kat finishes...the paperwork she was doing, and wheels off to the Mess Hall for a bite to eat*

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Ok ive done a good bit of exploring myself and i think i understand exactly what a jaffa is, am i good to go medicaly nothing needing amputated?