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Just a sprain, I believe. I think I stepped in a hole when I was running from jaffa.

Okay then, well let's take a look at it, if you could take your boot off and rest your foot in my lap seeing as you're sitting on the bed, I'll take a quick look at it. Have you been taking painkillers? Have you finished them or do you not need them anymore?

Never took 'em. I never needed anything stronger than ibuprofen.

*Puts her bare foot in Kat's lap.*

There's really no problem, I'm more or less just here to return the crutch!

*Kat prods Scandrea's ankle and squints at it before wiggling her big toe and shoving the foot off her lap*

You know major? For once in your life your medical assessment is correct. I am pleased to tell your ankle that it is in the peak of health and will enjoy a long and happy life full of hiking, kick boxing and a lack of high heeled shoes.

If you bung the crutches in the large cupboard just behind the main doors that would be very handy. Is that all or was there something else you needed to see me about?

No, I think that's it- I have to get back to work. Apparently there's a situation with a couple of civilians sneaking on base, and I have to make sure they all get off with all their bits the way the Colonel is going on. Thanks a lot!

*Smiles, puts the crutches away, and leaves.*

*Kat nods satisfied and turns back to the new team member.*

Well if you have't sorted your things yet then I'm afraid I have things to do...

*She starts propelling them out the room infront of her*

So if you get yourself sorted and then come back I should be around, or you can have me paged if you call the main switchboard. I'll see you later.

*Kat scoots off to the Mess Hall*

*Comes in and looks around.*

*Carefully examins a peice of strange looking equipment, and contiues waiting for someone to notice her.*

[Murry]

Hello there can I help

I think so, I'm here for my medical.

*Kat wheels back through the main doors of the Medical Bay, cocks her head at Murrey and the new-comer and slides inobtrusively towards her desk, giving Murrey a quick encouraging smile and questioning eyebrows*

[Murrey] Ah there you are Ma'am the Lieutenant here has come for the newcomers medical

Ah delightful.

*Kat wheels over*

Pleased to meet you lieutenant. If I could just see your papers please and then we can get started...

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Name- Peace
Rank- Lieutenant
Age/DOB- 29/July 20th
Gender- Female
Blood- type A+
Last Job Position Held- Special Agent FBI
Job at this Base- Diplomat

<*Psst* 1976>

(DOB- July 20th 1976)

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Great! Thanks, these certainly look in order. I will assume that the FBI did a thorough medical check on you every six months but I'll be doing one anyway just in case.

*she shoves Murrey out the door*

If you could strip down to your underwear and hop up on the scales please...

*she turns and wheels back to her desk, opens a large drawer to reveal a very neat filing system, and pulls out a bundle of forms. She clamps it to a clip board and then wheels over to a filing cabinet and pulls out a VERY large drawer and tags up a new folder for the lieutenant. *

*Peace does as she's told.*