h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whats your verdict captain Kat am i fit to go?

Wait a minute!!! *she looks exasperated* Papers do not the man make!

Strip off your shirt and undershirt and then come through here...

*she wheels through to an ajoining room.

once shirts are stripped, she rubs gel over his stomach before making him lie on a bed. She runs an ultrascan over him, the same as if he were pregnant. Looking at the screen she checks the symbiote over, sees that it appears to be connected, cushioned and fine*

Okay, wash the gel off and THEN you are free to go. When you return I want you in here for a full med check though.

Thankyou captain Kat i will be back *Washes gel off and leaves room*

*she looks after his departing back*

yeah but you forgot your shirt...oh well I'm sure he'll be fine.

*she wheels back to her desk and files his papers and makes a note to do a full exam*

Wish he wouldn't keep calling me Captain Kat though...makes me feel as if he's making fun...yes captain kat, no captain kat, three bags full captain kat...what happened to a crisp 'yes captain'.

*pokes his head around the corner*

Haven't seen my Jaffa anywhere have you?

*Leaves for SG-6*

hello, i was told i was to come here by reefgirl.

*Kat turns round and raises an eyebrow at the new comer*

That would be colonel reefgirl airman. Anyway enough of that, just don't let anyone hear you missing off ranks. I'm Captain Kat, your CMO. I'll be the one looking after you if anything goes wrong and you end up leaking everywhere. Do you have your transfer papers with you?

< You need to write down your name, age, rank, job, last job position you held, anything else you want to add>

Name:7
Age:15
Rank:dont know/have one yet
Job:?
Last Job: Loiterer
Other: Australian...so watch out, im a day ahead of most of you

<*wails* RRREEFFFFFFF can you come and explain please?>

<*Gives Reef and Kat a symperthetic* , oh dear.. that's three confused newbies in a row if you include me.>

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*An announcement comes over the tannoy

\/\Capt Kat and med team to the Gateroom in full kit please, Colonel Reefgirl to the Gateroom, All members of SG-3 and 6 to the Gateroom please, hurry personel in trouble\/\*

Oh damn damn damn damn damn!
I'm sorry airman you'll have to leave for now. Go and find your quarters and I promise to get back to you soon.

*Kat grabs a first aid satchel and scans the room to make sure it's prepared for casualties*

Damn where are my medics??? They're both off on training courses or something! Oh damn damn damn the colonel will work something out!

*grabbing her chair wheels she shoots through the doors banging into them with her knees and they open, hitting the walls. She wheels to the Gate Room as fast as possible*

*Kat comes in, followed by the two orderlies wheeling Paol*

Right, you two get him onto that bed CAREFULLY. Then I want you to get his armour off for me CAREFULLY! There's scissors and clippers and a hacksaw in the store cupboard. Anything that doesn't IMMEDIATELY come off LEAVE!

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~~Peace is in the hospital waiting room, her father is in the corner shouting at doctors about guns, and her mother is standing at the window with puffy red eyes, crying quietly. On the other side of the glass her brother is lying unconcius in a crisp white hospital bed surrounded by beeping machines and moniters...~~

*Shaking her head at the memory, Peace turns the corner and stands just outside the med bay door, watching as the medics tend to Paol.*

~~On the other side of that Stargate there are people, they want us dead.~~