h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm very very gratefull... later on you could slip into that slave girl outfit and .. you know...

*sees the look in the Colonels eyes*

.. just thought i'd put that out there...

*backs slowly out the door*

*Laughs*

Anything for you LeRue, you know that

*Salutes and Grins* I'll get kitted out, ma'am. And no silly buggers will be even thought about. Am I dismissed?

*Salutes*

Yes Nuge you are dismissed

<<>>

Thank you ma'am. *Salutes and walks out*

*Knocks on the door.*

Come in

Hi Colonel- I think we should have a briefing on the diamond naquedah moon problem. I think I've figured out a way to safely bring down the mines without causing any long-term effects to the moon or its indigenous intelligent population.

*Scratches the antelope's head.*

Ok lets grab Bubba and LeRue and get on with it

*Picks up the phone and dials*

Miss Banding can you find Majors Fretts and LeRue for me please

So how's our friend here taking his new home, has he been any trouble

*the antelope sits down next to Scandrea and looks alert and "well-behaved"*

*Looks at the Antelope and grins*

I've used that look before and it never worked for me

*Smiles*

He hasn't been any really big trouble- sneezed on that poor medic in the mess, though.

*major fretts walks in and salutes*

Ma'am. Major Scandrea. All well I hope?

Ah yes, Scan has an idea on how to destroy the mine, we need to wait for LeRue

There was also a young lieutenant in the mess hall who said he'd come on the mission- a medic, I believe.

I'lll bare it in mind

*walks in*

Some runt said you were looking for me?

Yes Scandrea has a preposal for ridding the moon of the Goa'uld

Well, not so much a proposal, I have part of a good idea and I need the other half.

While the mineral itself is fairly stable, the matrix is not- and it could cause some huge problems with the atmosphere, something we don't exactly want to do considering there is intelligence on this moon. *Rubs the antelope's head*

The solution is to attempt to collapse the mine. Daedelus has remote sensing equipment, right? We use that to find the tunnels, use the beaming technology to concentrate explosives where we need them, and the mine goes down with no problem.

Ok we aquire the Daedelus, I leave you to configure the equipment, we have a new lad in SG-3 names ultrapete, has a degree in engineering if it's ok with Bubba get him to give you a hand, we'll take Prometheus as backup assuming the worse and Atum's there