h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For the place was filled with nubile women, who said they would love and adore them!

(if there was a 'one eyebrow raised' smiley it would go here)

The travellers smiled, as one and all could hardly believe their luck

(Take that!)

'However' the females replied as one, 'It will cost you a pretty buck!'

So with nary a dime, they said "some other time", and turned to walk away

But the girls said "Hey, we've heard you can cook. Perhaps you'd like to stay?"

So our intrepid few, not knowing what to do, stood around and dithered

Til the man from the van produced a pan, in which some oil he slithered.

Our famous cook, took one look, and said "Here, give that to me"

'Who fancies a good old fry up? Bacon and eggs for 10,003?'

The girls all yelled, "Oh what the hell, we'll eat whatever you serve"