h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here's a forum if you want to talk to other people in the queue. I'm trying to keep the sign up forum quite free of chat, so that people can sign up and not get the forum swamped with spurious messages that aren't really to do with signing up.
Ta muchly
Phil

Eeh, isn't this weather terrible? Eeh, It would be a lovely day if it wasn't for that wind. Eeh, I came out early for the bus because it always comes early. Eeh, its always late isn't it? I've just come out of hospital... Trouble down below. The doctor was lovely though. I've got to take my pills three times a day, but I can't get any sleep, eeh, my back's killing because of it, blah blah, annoying pensioner's ramblings, blah blah, etc...

*joins queue*
Come on, come on, hurry up in there! I'm bursting!
..............Er, this is the queue for the toilet, isn't it?

*DD wanders along the queue somewhat worried that people will forget what he looks like dry*

Rain, rain go away come again on another planet purlease.

I don't think that people will forget what you look like DD

It's just I've been constantly wet since sometime on Saturday evening or so it seems.

*decides not to comment*

The Irish Summer has arrived in force EV. We're under that big cloud off to your west.

*looks west* Oooh dear. I don't like the look of that. How's the bruising, by the way?

Just gone greenish, this morning. Looks well ugly.

*Opens umbrella*

No not more rain.

Why are we waiting, why are we waiting....
Oh, they cannae sing for toffee down the front, down the front. OH, they cannae......
*Opens large rucksack*
Who wants a beer then?

*Is quite enjoying the rain and hope it stays like this all the time.*
Yes please! However, I need a straw as fins are hopeless for holding cans, bottles, glasses etc. Thank you!

Nil Desporandum! *pulls out one of them thar fashonabil hats, wi' big straws, that go from the cans strapped to the sides, so you can drink hands (or fins) free*

I've been waiting for someone to let me try out one of these! It's exactly what the well dressed coelacanths are wearing. Thank you so much.
*grins, but hopes that Babel-17 is not frightened by the blue face and all the teeth*

No more so than looking at my own reflection in the mirror of a morning * takes out own version of hat with holders for 6 cans *

*slurps and grins alternately*

Now that does look funny, though slightly menacing.
The kind of grin a madman has just before he rips your throat out!
*tries puffing his chest out like a blowfish, to look more menacing in return, but just suceeds in in blowing bubbles out of the top of his cans, causing beer to froth down the side of his face, making his eyes sting, and ending up making himself look quite silly and damp*
Thank god I remembered my towel

*giggles uncontrollably at the sight of all this, which only serves to make coelacanth look even more frightening*

I've been offered a swig from God Almighty's special bottle elsewhere but have had to turn it down. It makes smoke come out of your ears. Since I don't have ears, I am afraid I would simply fill with smoke like a large blue balloon.