h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

while Ainsley despirately hoped to be freed

While hurtling along at 60, into a wormhole they did drive.

And looking around on the other side, gave thanks they were still alive.

'My God' they cried, 'and do praytell, what kind of land is this?'

Where people live in the water and on land there swims the fish.

They hear a cry 'Dive in, dive in. A sharks about to eat you!'

They turned and saw a gaping jaw, so into the water they all flew.

Inside was dark as blackest night so someone lit a match

the flairing light showed such a sight it made their breaths all catch

"If out is in and in is out, what kind of land is this?"

"It certainly isn't 'Wonderland', what is that terrible hiss?"

A dragon, (large as half a house) came looming from the water.

And behind her came one half as small, she'd also brought her daughter.

The travellers tried to tactically twist! Towards the tunnel they tripped.

On seeing them secretly slipping away, the dragon and daughter both flipped

In the murky deep, our crew did leap and ran towards the tunnel

On jumping in they got a shock - it really was a funnel

So spinning there, to who knows where, they rapidly descended

Down and round and faster and narrower, in a blinding light it ended

When they regained their sight, after that dreadful flight, they were amazed at the view before them