h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

neither - a certain hazlenut chocolate spread. Yum

I'll stick to plain toast and a |_|

I'll take some french toast to go with the bubbly.

Well, it is better than Bubbly Toast with the French


I think I should go for a lie down, three day weeks don't seem to do me any good. I'll just have one more |_P before I go

I knew I'd find the beer tent eventually. Can I have a pint of Guinness please.

Here you go Mark

Well Im confused !! I was just relaxing in the hot tub and closed my eyes just for a second ... when I opened them I was here in the beer tent. Go figure EH !! Well barkeep ..start pouring

People tend to start with the Drumroll and move on gradually

Who's serving?

I *NEED* refills.

*Hands over and |_| and waits*

Looks like its me

and |_| coming up

*DD drinkks |_| and waits*

It should have settled by now

*Tests it*

Yep.

*Drinks slowly to savour the taste*

Right one more then I have to go home! Can I have a large Chilli Vodka and tonic please?

...A vodka & orange for me please if anyone's around...

*Walks in dressed as Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca*
*Eomando follows shortly*
Of all the bars in all the towns... E walks into mine
Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters all round!
If they're available...

*A second Mrgrunt walks in pulling behind him the Jukebox from Joanna's doughnut stall*
*Plugs in jukebox and slides into original Mrgrunt, thus making him much less transparent*
*Puts 'Celebrations' on the jukebox*
*Starts to boogy, badly, outside the beer tent, the PGB's taking their toll...*

*E watches Mrgrunt, trying not to laugh*

Evreeey shelabrate goood times cummon!
*starts to tango, despite the wholly inaproppriate music*
*Really wishes that Affy's robot, Ampton was here*
*Dances off towards the hot-tub*

Sorry about the delay, I lost the server connection so went home while I waited for things to slow down.

for Abi if she comes back

for E

may as well serve the PGBs in pints too