h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or Shazz.

Both of which are trying to get to the RL gathering, so you may get your chance.

Bring on the Y, a celebration is in order

If I make it myself

I know that myself, torn between staying at home and missing it, and going into debt to attend

Surely the new job will help on that score?

Unfortunately its a long (and expensive) way from Sydney so this party will need to suffice.

I better try some of your finest ale thanks. I'll leave it to you to recommend something

It's early, I think I will have something light please. Now, does anyone know where the kitchen is? All the best parties end up there, and I might as well get myself settled.

*Emerges from hot tub room. Finishes drying behind ears and throws towel carelessly aside. That's going to cause some problems later.*

Good day, fellow drinkers. Barchap! A tankard of your silliest-named ale if you'd be so kind.

So these three guys were sitting at the bar. One was from England, one from America, and the 3rd from Canada. This English chap notices a fly in each of their glasses of beer and being a true gentleman quietly goes to the bartender and asks for another pint. The American doesn`t want to embarrass himself so he takes his glass and dumps it out in the planter next to the table that they are sitting at. Well this Canadian guy sees this fly in his beer and grabs it by the wings shaking it violently and screams at the top of his voice ** SPIT IT OUT YA BASTARD .... SPIT IT OUT **

Take off EH !!!

Oh and by the way where are the damn dart boards ! I suppose your gonna tell me that there in the kitchen. Ok then to the kitchen I go. ( with beer in hand of course )

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says;
"I didn't know you could drive?"


Quick, get me out of here, it's going downhill!

*DD returns from behind the shed holding a dock leaf and eating a tomato*

Set her up barkeep.

Happy Birthday everyone - a massive G&T for me!!

I shall politely request that you remove that dock leaf from this vicinity. I'm not too keen on where you got the tomato from either

Do you mind - that is one of my prize organic ones!!!

And the dock leaf cam from near the shed. Just behind Miss Dimmock's water feature.

Steady steady! Surely it is before the watershed!!

Oh my god ! What have I stumbled into here ...

So this guy is at the beach and his friend is getting all of the attention. He asks why and his friend says if he stuffs a large sock down his swimshorts he will get lots of attention. The next day his efforts are failing and he asks his friend what he is doing wrong. His friend replies ``No you idiot , you put the sock in the front of your trunks not the back ``
Ok get me another drink please... Ahhh !! on second thought a round for the bar... * KAMPAI * ...Ya`ll

Ahh, aa swift one please my good sir, and a toast to h2g2!

Does that toast come with butter or jam?