h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the man remembers! and i really like what you've done with the office, the whole effect is quite amazing (its bookmarked!)

*leans back in her chair*

you like my small whisky collection then?

Somone menchaned whissky and I turnd up what a coincadense
Hows the leg dear has it started to any you yet?
I just got a maeedge from Zax, well several actually. she is ok just working to hard and missing us all.

how are you Bob? help yourself! I'd get up and pour it for you, but sitting here is a much better option!

yep, i just got a psychic message from our original Arch as well! seems bogged down with quantum theory at the moment poor thing...


and the leg started annoying me the moment i did it! ah well. give me 7 weeks and fingers crossed all will be fine.

Oh so you are listaning to the m then. well I supose if it is plaster you dot have much choice. I usually just get them splinted and walk on it within four weeks. one of these days I am going to seusly damadge muself by ignoring docters arnt I.

Ho Bob - try one of these *offers a drink*

Glad you like the office - I hope it attracts some customers and speads a bit of ... comfort, yes, comfort would be it. Give me enough time - I'll get the hang of this Angel thing eventually

Take it easy - just got to dash out for a couple of minutes and talk to a friend - back soon - keep your foot up. Take care!

you have lots of reason to ignore them i think.

its my first ever broken bone though so it makes it all the more worse...

Back again - took a bit longer than I thought. First broken bone - well, you lasted quite well, didn't you. If you'd had more to drink, you'd probably have been OK. Broken bones mend - given rest.

*Puts another cushion under the damaged leg*

There - relax, catch up on your correspondence. I'll just look after your whisky collection .... call me for anything you need

Oh no the whiskys mine. mine all mine
*insane laughter*
Erm sorry I got a little carried away there.

hehe... there's lots to spare! dont go all crazy on me just for a wee dram! have a taste if you want.. there's thinbles in the cupboard!

*Bob harlf way through his second bottle realises that she was talking to him*
Erm sorry I er will replace that if you like
*Quickly goes and gets out some glasses*
I am sorry but I refuse to drink out of sothing that you can only just fit your thumb in

WHISKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dashes over, grabs a bottle, downs half of it in one gulp, and collapses back into her chair*
*a wicked grin passes over her face*
Ooooh I miss this place when I'm not here
Y'know, I've never ever ever ever ever *slaps herself* broken a bone. Not once. I'm just wondering how long I can keep that up for?

WEll that all depends on how much of my. I er mean F.C.s whisky yyou plan on drinking

*raises an eyebrow at Bob*
*loosely translated, this means: "just try it and see what happens..."*

I know exactly what will happen we will have a bit of a fight you will hert me allot I will get angery and use some of the holds I got taught by the nice man from ashworth which causes the maximum amout of paine with minimum efforet and ease to break bones.

*doesn't reply*
*just smiles at Bob, and hopes he'll try it *
*always was one for a bit of violence, Archangel or no Archangel...*

hehe... not in this place you wont though! go round to GODs study and do that!


and it tool me 19 years, so hopefully you'll have some time to go Tweet.

Oh well she certanly knows how to spoile our fun hay.
*Downs another bottle*
I will replace that any way got to go Bye.

oops. sorry Bob! just joshing...

*wonders whether his leaving has to do with him finishing almost all of her whisky... *

so where are you disappearing off to?

Hello, folks. Thought I might drop in, see how the leg is doing, be sociable, just have a small whi ..
Ye Gods! What happened to all the malt whisky?

not a problem Kes... I keep an emergency supply in the drawer, but dont let either of those two know!