h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cheers!



*her halo turns a 'whiter shade of pale' that goes quite well with her long, blond hair*



Nope, that didn't help... hic!

Hic!

*wondering if it might be all these gateway time-outs causing her hick-ups*

Hic!

*definitely wasn't the PGGB*

Hic!

*scratches halo*
Er..eh? What? Did I miss it? Doh!

*finally finds her way in* I'm not late again a I? Time zones go figure May I please have a PGGB I need it today I should never have crawled out of bed

*wanders in, head hanging*
*whispers*
Errr, I'm worried and procrastinating... I promise not to put this off for any longer than I have to, but for now I'm postponing the ceremony...
Feel free to pelt me with tomatoes (or danishes, Dan- I still haven't reached my quota for the day )

Tomato war? Hic! Yeayyyy! Hic!

*throws a at Tweetie&Tweetie, then a at Courtney&Courtney, and a at GB&GB*

Splash!

Here! I say, Ladies! Now let's all be civi .... *SPLAT*

Right - like that is it!
*Hurls a few bits of cocktail fruit & veg. at random, then ducks down behind the bar, taking a bottle of Scotch for company*

Lobs a into the room for good measure.

*avoiding the crossfire of food, Dan rolls behind a table and knocks it on it's side. He quickly peers over the edge and takes a peek.*

So it's a food fight you want, is it?

*Sneaking over to the conveniently placed dessert tray, he grabs some flans and throws them wildly about the room.*

*He then searches the desserts and find a wonderful, fresh danish. Grinning wickedly, he stands up and sends it straight towards Tweetie.*

*aims at Dan&Dan and...*

Hi- *...is hit by a flying flan...*

...?

My hiccups are gone! Thanks!

*...throws another in the general direction of Dan&Dan, and then quickly jumps over bar counter and ducks*

What's that you've got there, Kes? Something to cure my ?

*Kes stands up from behind the bar*

I've got a brandy and peppermint with hot water ... that sometimes works ... or a Jagermeister ... that always works .
I think the fight's over, isn't it?
*looks around*

Over? Already?

NO! NEVER! Surrender or die! Geronimooooo!

*continues to throw s in every direction, one of them hitting some bloke*

*ducks behind bar*

Jägermeister - a cure for ? Are you sure, Kes?

Trust me ... of course it's a cure. Two of these and you'll forget what the problem was ... Also double vision will become triple vision, and so (by definition) will have been cured ... Prosit!

Triple vision? It's difficult enough already aiming tomatoes at all this double images here, but triple...???

Maybe we should sample another of those PGGBs, just to make sure it hasn't gone bad...

<covered in
Did someone say PGGB?
*looks down at her best Archangel gown, covered in*

*pops up behind bar*

That specific shade of really becomes you, GB!

Right ladies ... it's quite simple .. I've got two PGGBs, so that's one each for you. I'll take the jagermeister (Glug) you two give covering fire ....

*Stands up*
THE ROOM WAS SPINNING HARDER ... AS THE CEILING FLEW AWAY ... AND WHEN WE CALLED OUT FOR ANOTHER DRINK ... THE WAITER BROUGHT A TRAY ...

*Sits down covered in vegetables and confectionery*
Some people have no taste! HIC!

*peers out from behind a table* Is it over yet?