h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you couldn't possibly go just a little to the left could you???


ah yep... thats the spot! hmm... dont know about the doctors... try the hospital DD was in a while back when he was poisoned...

Hey, Bob? I thought I might ask- would you mind playing a little bit at my party over the weekend? I've already got a band lined up, but I'd love it if you guys would just play a set
What do you say?

Shur the boys are having some R&R on the bech but I am sure they will agree to play. Iff not I will just sing to them untill they do (you really dont want to here me sing It has caused car crashes earth quakes and many other nateral disasters)

No I cant go back to the hospital they will have no body left to deel with emergancys. Hay Ras how long does it take to get a drink arround here.
*in a flash of light Bob Is replaced with a small back mushroom*

*raises her eyebrows at Ras*
*fights a five minute eyebrow battle*
*finally gets bored and flutters her eyelashes*
*grins as Ras looks away and quickly gets back to mixing the drinks*
*points her finger at the mushroom, grimacing, and turns it back into Bob*
Hey there

*Passes around God's bottle while everyone is waiting for drinks.*

Thanks being a mushroom was intresting I supose but it would make it very hard to play my gitare.
*Takes a long drink and pases the bottle on*

* Rasputin has learnt from experience that if he can outstare any patrons at this bar, most of them are too polite to say anything. After about a good hour or so, they disappear & he can go back to watching the Ice-Hockey... *

* Some may say then 'Why does HE keep him around ?'. This is probably best explained by saying that HE has been known to enjoy the odd tipple, and there is no finer brew than Rasputin's for putting fire in ones belly... *

^^ , ~- , ^-...

* Ras stated... *

^- , ~` , --...

* He went on to confide... *

* Now expressive eyebrows is not something recognisably necessary in the field of human endeavour. Indeed, many empires have marched their way across half of europe without so much as a raised eyebrow. Though no-one was ever so well furished with such a mighty fine set as his brow... *

* In a mad frenzy of activity Ras finally gets around to answering Fashion Cat's who questioned his ability...*

* Bottles fly around like a jugglers batons, shakers involuntarily comply with extraordinary trajectories usually not feasable, or at least advisible. Patrons watch on not quite sure if the little sword shaped skewers flying out a random directions aren't being aim at them... *

* With a word... *

VODKA !!!

* He finally comes to a sudden standstill, as the glasses infront of the gathered few flame off with an impressive blue burst of alcohol... *

NO PROBLEMSKI !!!

* He slinks back to his corner of the bar, muttering something distainfully about 'Westerners', as the Russian Ice Hockey Team slam another past the hapless Americans... *

WOW! nice one Ras!

*sips Y* very good indeed!

Well worth the wait, I might add.

Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee...
*pauses as she realises she's in entirely the wrong place, and will have to change her usual matra*
*deep breath*
Vodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodka
Yum.

have some of this tweet... exceedingly good vodka!

We could have a problem on that one the mexacans did not plant enough of the ctises (Or cacti or what ever the plaral of catis is) that they put the essance of in vodka and so are beging to run out.
(I have not got everything straght yet I only herd the end of the story but the prce is ment to have gonup by 600% in mexico)

wow Bob, you are right. Doctors suck. Maybe you should try a psychiatrist.

*grins*
Evil!

LOL.

Party people- celebrate my half-birthday:
http://www.h2g2.com/A404489

No pshcartists go insane and throw themselvs of bildings after talking to me. I think I willstay as a insane person with an irachanal harted for docters.(actually there is a very good reason why I hate docters but I am going to be orkword and keep it a secrate from most of you)

LOL! probably best Bob.... you dont want to start feeling you have to divulge such information

now, can i get you a drink? Ras seems to have disappeared...

He useually does when there is work to be don. but I cant falt his drinks. I had to say that or I would spent the next 10 years as a mushroom