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Tea anyone?

Do you have any of the green, smokeable kind?

*gets down on his knees and starts sobbing like a cj=hiuld*
Please forgive me Ras I will never do anything like it againe I did give you those nice new beads please forgive me I need some more of that stange Blue stuff you make so well

I think you all need something stronger than the stuff I can offer

I'll take the tea, please, Will.
And when are you gonna cash in your voucher?

I'm saving it for that 'special occasion' which is bound to come soon!

Would you drop some of your extra-special tea bags into my Beauty Shoppe, please Will? I'm expecting a very important visitor....

Was it as good as it sounded???

::stumbles into the bar, trips, & lands (thankfully enough... I suppose.) face first on the padded (Although deeply imprinted) barstool.

Ah woulda like ah lil..um...um.. whast that thing.. um... you callit ah lacerate? Oh, dammit, I wanna dring. Yeah?

I just updated the Angel list

The tea?
It was excellent, Will, and GOD really appreciated it

Really? That's good. Actually I have a favour to ask of GOD. When you see Him next could you send him in my direction?

Dammin, ai wan a fugging grink.

And ai wan that damned pink funk-monk outta my face. The tentaclessers are goin up omy noss.

The Lord helps those who help themselves... Why not go to Him, Will?

* Rasputin storms back into the bar... *

* He glances at Bob with the blackest of looks, you would think a stormfront had just rolled in... *

* He turns to Kes & retorts... *

VODKA !!!

* plomps down a glass... *

VODKA !!!

* ...and again *

VODKA !!!

* and amazingly, again... *

* Apparently, he is still smarting from the mirth maker who 'inadvertently' slipped the lock over on the wine cellar door... *

^Ras

::Unable to find a drink at the bar, she wanders over to a dark corner to ferment by herself & pray that a drop of alcohol may come of it::

Oh well looks like ras in never going to forgive me.
*sighs tradically*

I am flattered that you think I have that much influence with Him.

One grape lived for lying around in the sun. It was his "raisin d'etre."

Would somebody please explain that to me?

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?
Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

St.Peter - Greetings Everyone...

We have reached our 75th Guardian Angel...

So we are going to have a sophisicated cocktail party at
L'Chrome Hotel...

http://www.h2g2.com/A370496

Why not pop on by...

BTW We have an offsite egroup which a lot of
people derive a greater sense of community from, please go here if you would like to keep in touch...

http://www.egroups.com/group/h2g2GAs

Thankyou...

St.P.