h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ignore docters in my experance (and baleve me I have alot of experance with docters) they are all useless people who just want to any as meny people as possible while keeping there cushy little jobs and they dont care the slightes bit about anyons feelings exept their owne of corse because to them that is all that counts and the few who actually realise how hartless they are call it pefeshinal detachment
(sorry but I dont like docters)

No kidding.
Just a quick reminder that I'm 6 months old tomorrow, and there's a big bash over at my place in celebration. Hope y'all turn up now y'hear

St.Peter - Hello Tweetie !!!

I have saddled up the Golden Chariot with all HIS party essentials, but I'm afraid things tend to go awry whenever I venture over to your home region...

Could you please leave some directions here...

Thanks...

Certainement:
The page is here: http://www.h2g2.com/A404489

And the thread is: http://www.h2g2.com/F44958?thread=67742&latest=1 Hope that helps :-)

* St.Peter hits his head with a bible... *

St.Peter - I suppose it being in your username was a clue...

St.P.

if anyone feel like partying with some mere mortals i'm holding a bash at http://www.h2g2.com/u132536 ...well, that's actually my personal space, but there's a link to the party from there

*mutters something about exhausting her wardrobe*
*shrugs*
I'm there

oh dude
thats totaly in the ungood

I got a small bash going at A409187. Anyone that wants to come, please do so.

Another one!

well, all you angels will have to get your suits out again.... I'm holding a formal dinner party soon (its been planned for ages actually, not just after The Celery can i just say ) so get those bow-ties out!

I don't own any bow-ties...

Tweetie, I'm sure we can make an exception... though I'll probably end up wearing someone's bow tie by the end of the dinner!

Does that Inclood me. I just need to know wheth I should try and find a white bo tie. eather that or I could by a white shirt but that is boring.

Can I wear my Tux tie?

dear oh dear....

you will all be most welcome with whatever type of evening wear you feel to be appropriate.... just so long as its neat, well looked after, smart and seems appropriate to wear at a formal dinner/dance it will be fine!!

Though i will put some ettiquette guidelines up closer to the time!

Greetings...

Jimi X is working on a space project, and he requires people in the Southern Hemisphere to do a little bit of observation...

If your interested, please go to...

http://www.h2g2.com/A411111

Thanks

* FC enters as Herald of Heaven and stands in front of the massed Angels and Archangels* *A large gong can be heard resonating in the background� the sound of trumpets begins to fill the room� Saints twist their heads to try to discover the source of the music but none can be found.* *cough* Angels, over the past while we have been without our very first Angel and Archangel. Yes, many of you have been to her page requesting that she return, and one of you even sent himself to hell swearing not to return until she returned. It was looking desperate, but I have great pleasure in reintroducing our very own, much loved Archangel Zax* *the room becomes suddenly silent, the saints unsure as to what is going to happen�* *there is a large pause where nothing happens� FC turns to look at the curtains�* Well. Come out� We�ve done the trumpet fanfares and the gong� Oh all right then, have it your way� *A single balloon falls from the ceiling� there is still no movement from behind the curtain� FC walks up to the curtain�* Come on you� they love you out here� *slowly a wave of Zax*� Zax*� Zax*� starts round the saints* *The curtains part revealing Archangel Zax* as never seen before. She is wearing a silk gown, which has obviously been chose with the help of St. Alicat� The saints take a deep breath�* *She takes a few steps forward� and the rest of the balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling* *loud cheers can be heard coming from the crowd, and many angels rush forward to greet the Archangel as she returns to the fold�* Now. Come on everyone back to work� Come on� Please? Oh. Fair enough then� I guess I�d better organise a Welcome Back Party� How about in Zax�s Lounge??? 8-) http://www.h2g2.com/F38362?thread=69748&post=519397

...

...

*everyone looks around vaguely*

..-

*realization slowly dawns*

Uh, OH! That's ME! i've got it!

*reaches into trench pocket, pulls out cell phone, and- flipping it open- puts it to ear*

Hello?
*listens*

uh huh... yeah... you don't say?.. really? Aruba? what are you doing there??... ok.. uh, you mean NOW? OH!.. Yes sir! you got it!
*hangs up, flips the phone shut, then returns it to pocket*

Steps up onto nearest chair, and raps on ever-present pint-glass*



MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE??

*60 faces turn to face Zax*
Saint Fashion Cat! Would you please step forward??

*FC threads her way to the front of the gathered saints to stand before Zax*

*Zax snaps fingers in the air, and a familiar little rotund Cherub comes running up dragging the Golden Sword*

*taking the sword, Zax taps the tiny round hiney with it, scooting it back toward the door, then turns to face FC*

*touches sword tip to floor near FC's left foot*

FC, Your fellow Angels have spoken!
For your dedication to the Guardian Angels, and for your constant support and willingness to serve.. For your positive outlook and your heart of gold...

*lifts the Golden Sword up over FC's head and back down to touch floor near right foot, leaving a vividly shining arc hovering in the air around her*

You are hereby named FASHION CAT, the ARCHANGEL.
*a vibrant red heart materializes on FC's shirt, seeming to purr as it pulses.*

Your towel...
*grinning, Zax hands FC a Large, beautifully wrapped package*

*Looks out over the room and shouts*
Come on everyone!! can you believe it?? SIXTY SAINTS!!!

Party at my place!!