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75th Guardian Angel Celebrations...
GOD Posted Sep 4, 2000
St.Peter - Greetings Everyone...
We have reached our 75th Guardian Angel...
So we are going to have a sophisicated cocktail party at
L'Chrome Hotel...
http://www.h2g2.com/A370496
Why not pop on by...
BTW We have an offsite egroup which a lot of
people derive a greater sense of community from, please go here if you would like to keep in touch...
http://www.egroups.com/group/h2g2GAs
Thankyou...
St.P.
75th Guardian Angel Celebrations...
egon Posted Sep 4, 2000
Hello, 75th Guardian Angel Reporting for duty.
I need a drink
75th Guardian Angel Celebrations...
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 7, 2000
YOU'RE the 75th angel?!?
I think I need a drink too!!!
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Sep 12, 2000
Hiya!!!!
::Hops & flutters hot pink wings::
Woohoo! Dig the delayed landing.
Useful suckers, these wings!
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Sep 12, 2000
Yeth!.........hehehe
I learned the good lisp from my boyfriend.
He liketh thopping.
Guardian Angels Logo...
GOD Posted Sep 15, 2000
St.Peter - Greetings One & All...
A number of people have requested the GA logo, so the following is the address where you can link or obtain a copy...
[Broken link removed by Moderator]
Also, here is some code to pop in your page if your using HTML to display it as a link to the GAs homepage...
Someone more familiar with GuideML will supply thats equivalent...
I will also put a copy of the logo on the egroups site in the future...
St.P.
Guardian Angels Logo...
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 18, 2000
The GuideML would be:
EMBED="CENTRE" Set
NOTE: I haven't tested this, so if it doesn't work GuideML sucks.
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Guardian Angels Logo...
Kes Posted Sep 18, 2000
Just tried the GML version - I got:
Attribute value must be quotedEMBED="CENTRE" SetBad closing element A expecting LINK
Bad closing element P expecting LINK
Help!!
Guardian Angels Logo...
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Sep 18, 2000
Jester: scrub the at the end and add
Guardian Angels Logo...
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Sep 18, 2000
that should have said clost LINK not picture! aagh! Monday morning!
but it still isn't working for me so I'll have to check egroups & post the exact wording here......I will be back !!!!
Guardian Angels Logo...
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 18, 2000
Here's the corrected GuideML (which I actually bothered to test):
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Guardian Angels Logo...
Kes Posted Sep 18, 2000
Thanks indeed - it works!
... but is there any way to make the graphic smaller on the page? ...
Guardian Angels Logo...
Kes Posted Sep 18, 2000
... one more thing: I edited the markup to move the graphic to the RIGHT (from CENTRE). In preview, it is indeed in the "RIGHT" location, but on update, it's back in the CENTRE. What am I doing wrong, please?
Guardian Angels Logo...
GOD Posted Sep 18, 2000
St.Peter - Adjust the height & width from 75 to something smaller...
Or indeed if you want it bigger you can go the other way...
Although, you will loose the clarity of the image if you go too small or large (although if you display it normally the image does fill the page...)
St.P.
Guardian Angels Logo...
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 18, 2000
Firstly, I think that the height and width parts might be ignored by the parser. If that is the case, the only way to change it is to download the picture, use an editing tool on it (like Paintshop Pro or the GIMP) and load a copy of the new one onto another website. (I suggest you try adjusting the height and width first, though)
Secondly, it would help troubleshooting if we knew exactly what you changed. However, when I looked at your page it was on the right.
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- 184: Jamazon (Patron Saint of the hyperactive) (Sep 7, 2000)
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- 186: Saint Silent Bob of the Silent Majority (Sep 12, 2000)
- 187: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Sep 12, 2000)
- 188: GOD (Sep 15, 2000)
- 189: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Sep 15, 2000)
- 190: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 18, 2000)
- 191: Kes (Sep 18, 2000)
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