h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh loads... not that anyone would really mind around here i dont think!


ah well, back from the north pole... btw, are you sure it was the north pole? it had a HOLLYWOOD sign and everything... ah well, looking more like LA every minute, but then i guess thats commercialism for you


btw... congrats on the sainting Salem!

*grumbles about all the things she has to do now she's back in her halo and wings*

* HE starts to wonder whether the whole Salem sainthood wasn't just some gigantic mistake... *

Well, you could have a look into why there appears to be more female Archangels now than males...

* HE turns to F.C *

Yes, young lady. St.Peter appears to have gotten the travel arrangements wrong and poor old Zax was sent off to your destination instead...

She sent a telegram this morning which was peppered with so many expletives that we should be able to afford a brand new deluxe swear box !!!

Mind you, I have taken the liberty of putting all of her duties into your 'inbox', which is quite an appropriate phrase considering it was so full I had to get Rasputin to bring up a spare wine box from the cellar to accomodate the backlog !!!

- Simply, Highly Spirited.

Why would giving me a Sainthood be one gigantic mistake?

Sorry Salem...

Like I said to Joshua after I told him he wasn't the father of J.C...

Only Joshing...

- Simply, High Spirited.

hehe... Salem, one thing you've got to learn about this deity is to take EVERYTHING he says with a pinch of salt. and if he says something offensive go tickle him. always works with me



aw. poor Zax. how is she coping up there? boy am I glad you swapped us!

Well, I'm off to find other religious traditions I can mess with!

**Grins a malicious smile as he leaves the room**

GagdreeK: Hello GOD. So how are you doing?

*Salem approaches the large oak doors and silently opens them. He pears in and sees the diety sleeping. The angel opens the door a little more and creeps into the room. The being, glowing with an awe-inspiring blue glow, is snoring loudly ans seems to have a grin on his (or her) face. Salem creeps across the floor, covered with a light layer of earth, and stands infront of the desk. On the desk is the Master Computer, with which God contrlos the whole universe. Salem turns of the screen saver, picturing a small being getting squished by a huge foot, and loads one of the applications. After typing a few words, a mischevious grin grows on Salems face, and he coles the application. Looking back at the diety, the angel starts to giggle and creeps
back out of the room...*

GagdreeK: Hmmm...

AGB Hmmmmmmm......
*still looking for today's Sainting*
*flies off*

Impatient much, GB
I'll post the ceremony tonight. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten...

Doh!
I'll miss it then
Well, please include me, I have already posted at the Wings Bar.
You should have em@il if it's working {my em@il}
Good luck hon
*hugs*

Thanks hon
I'll try not to screw up. And there's a good supply of alcohol going if I do