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A runaway saint
Archangel Zax Posted Jul 24, 2000
yes, and i TOLD you what i thought about that! it's not MY fault you refuse to sign off on the Zax* Tax. I mean, heck, here we are with fifty some odd saints, and NO tax on the books. Talk about untapped resources!
just think how fast my tab could be paid up!
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GOD Posted Jul 24, 2000
St.Peter - The 50th Guardian Angel Party Extravaganza is taking place as of NOW !!!
http://www.h2g2.com/A399675
See you there !!!
St.P.
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Jul 24, 2000
Woo-hoo! I'm so there!
And hey! *points at Zax* He's the PS of Alcoholic Indulgence, not me. Is it my fault that some of my GA rubbed off on me?
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 30, 2000
PSSST! GOD! There seems to be a few missed applications for saints. you want to do the ceremony or do you want to delegate?
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GOD Posted Jul 31, 2000
* HE looks curiously over his glasses whilst working on a splendid new star system model... *
But, I thought St.Peter was looking after that !!!
* Grumble, grumble... *
Well MY fine feline friend. I'll leave it in your capable er...paws
- Simply, Highly Overworked.
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Salem Saberhagen Posted Aug 24, 2000
Has anyone seen Dogma? God's a woman **everyone gasps**!
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 25, 2000
'Course we have three Archangels and all are female.
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JOTD: A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 25, 2000
Sorry. I wasn't aware you were an arch.
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JOTD: A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Aug 25, 2000
It's okay. I guess I should put the "Archangel" back in my name.
*considers pointing out that he will be studying computer science in university and that the JOTD could also be offensive to him. He then reads the joke, laughs, and decides not to mention anything. *
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 28, 2000
(considers pointing out that he *IS* studying computer science in university but decides not to mention anything.)
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JOTD: If you knew what to say next, would you say it?
Definitely HE !!!
GOD Posted Aug 30, 2000
I don't know...
I concentrate for a few days putting together the Angels definitive guide to the Universe's better Pub & Clubs...
...and while I'm away upstart Angels are re-assigning MY gender role !!!
* Thunder cracks... *
HE SAID !!!
- Simply, Livid.
Definitely HE !!!
Fashion Cat Posted Aug 30, 2000
LOL!
well, it has been in dispute for a while... and GOD should really be female
*places her halo firmly back on her head*
now.. about this sabbatical. where did you say you were sending me again?
Definitely HE !!!
Salem Saberhagen Posted Aug 30, 2000
I hope God can forgive me for messing with his (or her) gender.
I wonder if there's anymore religious facts I could mess with...
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A runaway saint
- 61: Archangel Zax (Jul 24, 2000)
- 62: GOD (Jul 24, 2000)
- 63: Fashion Cat (Jul 24, 2000)
- 64: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Jul 24, 2000)
- 65: Fashion Cat (Jul 30, 2000)
- 66: GOD (Jul 31, 2000)
- 67: Salem Saberhagen (Aug 24, 2000)
- 68: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Aug 24, 2000)
- 69: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 25, 2000)
- 70: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Aug 25, 2000)
- 71: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 25, 2000)
- 72: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Aug 25, 2000)
- 73: Fashion Cat (Aug 25, 2000)
- 74: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Aug 25, 2000)
- 75: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Aug 26, 2000)
- 76: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 28, 2000)
- 77: GOD (Aug 30, 2000)
- 78: Fashion Cat (Aug 30, 2000)
- 79: GOD (Aug 30, 2000)
- 80: Salem Saberhagen (Aug 30, 2000)
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