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A runaway saint

Post 61

Archangel Zax


yes, and i TOLD you what i thought about that! it's not MY fault you refuse to sign off on the Zax* Tax. I mean, heck, here we are with fifty some odd saints, and NO tax on the books. Talk about untapped resources!

just think how fast my tab could be paid up!


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Post 62

GOD

St.Peter - The 50th Guardian Angel Party Extravaganza is taking place as of NOW !!!

http://www.h2g2.com/A399675

See you there !!! smiley - smiley

St.P.


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Post 63

Fashion Cat

PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!! smiley - bigeyes


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Post 64

Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...)

Woo-hoo! I'm so there!
And hey! *points at Zax* He's the PS of Alcoholic Indulgence, not me. Is it my fault that some of my GA rubbed off on me?


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Post 65

Fashion Cat

PSSST! GOD! There seems to be a few missed applications for saints. you want to do the ceremony or do you want to delegate?


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Post 66

GOD

* HE looks curiously over his glasses whilst working on a splendid new star system model... *

But, I thought St.Peter was looking after that !!! smiley - winkeye

* Grumble, grumble... *

Well MY fine feline friend. I'll leave it in your capable er...paws smiley - smiley

smiley - fish - Simply, Highly Overworked.


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Post 67

Salem Saberhagen

Has anyone seen Dogma? God's a woman **everyone gasps**!


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Post 68

Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...)

Bollocks.
*pauses*
*grins*
That's not neccesarily a statement of a fact there guys smiley - winkeye


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Post 69

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

'Course we have three Archangels and all are female.

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.


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Post 70

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

It's nice that I'm appreciated here. smiley - winkeye

- ***ARCHANGEL*** Big 'Evil' Dan


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Post 71

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Sorry. I wasn't aware you were an arch.

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.


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Post 72

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

It's okay. I guess I should put the "Archangel" back in my name. smiley - smiley

*considers pointing out that he will be studying computer science in university and that the JOTD could also be offensive to him. He then reads the joke, laughs, and decides not to mention anything. smiley - winkeye*


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Post 73

Fashion Cat

ah.. but you might do that under your *evil* title Dan... smiley - winkeye


btw.. dont forget Arch Bruce....


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Post 74

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

Who? smiley - winkeyesmiley - tongueout


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Post 75

Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...)

*grins*
I remembered you Dan smiley - winkeye


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Post 76

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

(considers pointing out that he *IS* studying computer science in university but decides not to mention anything.)

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: If you knew what to say next, would you say it?


Definitely HE !!!

Post 77

GOD

I don't know...

I concentrate for a few days putting together the Angels definitive guide to the Universe's better Pub & Clubs...

...and while I'm away upstart Angels are re-assigning MY gender role !!!

* Thunder cracks...smiley - bigeyes *

HE SAID !!!

smiley - fish - Simply, Livid.


Definitely HE !!!

Post 78

Fashion Cat

LOL!


well, it has been in dispute for a while... and GOD should really be female smiley - winkeye


*places her halo firmly back on her head*

now.. about this sabbatical. where did you say you were sending me again?

smiley - bigeyes


Definitely HE !!!

Post 79

GOD

THE NORTH POLE !!! smiley - tongueout

smiley - fish - Still, Livid.


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Post 80

Salem Saberhagen

I hope God can forgive me for messing with his (or her) gender.

I wonder if there's anymore religious facts I could mess with...smiley - smiley


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