h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Argh

comes with a drink, too...

Flying squirrels have the same number of limbs, they just have the skinny bit that lets them glide/use air currents, so I think wings should be able to count. Just like the girl in Dark Crystal.

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Man, I need to watch The Dark Crystal. Also Labyrinth, while I'm thinking of those sort of movies.

Of course, I'm currently a bit bogged down with superhero movies which I am judging entirely in terms of explosions (more = better), and how far the creators thought things through (i.e. in Iron Man 2, it's not clear enough that any civilians other than the hero's girlfriend are being saved during the climax).

Also: in the movie I watched on the previous night, Edward Norton stars as a bright but otherwise ordinary man with an uncontrollable alternate personality who likes to punch things.

*abseils out of his tree and swings through the door, looking at his watch like Alice's Rabbit*
Late, I'm late!
A tail would be handy in my new job.

But wings? Hmmm. Difficult choice.

My children actually believed I had eyes in the back of my head. And X-ray eyes. And eyes that could see round corners. I told them I got another pair every time I had a baby. They never thought to ask why I hadn't had my normal eyes brought back up to standard instead.

Mol

If I had an extra arm, I could use the mouse whilst still using hands 1 and 2 to type.

Could we have an extra bit that's not standard issue? I wish I had a magnifying lens, which would magically drop down to help when I'm squinting like mad at fine print...

A little late into this thread thanks to a busy work week and time working out.

Witty, as your attorney I advise at least two ounces of your medicine every cup of coffee.

Three LEDs by the time I get here? Dear me.

hmm hmm, an extra body part. Well, there's the somewhat private matter of my privates, but setting that aside, I think I'm one of the would-be betailed. Only if it's furry, though. I don't think the nearly-naked look of most of my skin would look good on a tail.

I want a third hand for difficult chords

I wasn't going to say something, but then I got the Amazon ad for BIC for her pens... you know pens that are specially made for women and girls...

Milla, I don't think I even want to know what mods would be required...

I think Dmitri wrote a journal about those pens, Milla - and the most hilarous part were the reviews, people had written really sarcastic and funny ones.

Found it:
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Mornin All

Guess what, it's raining.

Watching my two Springers when they are going flat out up or down some steep hill, four wheel drive would be a definite advantage. However seeing the muddy mess the tails get into in Winter you realise a tail could be a high maintenance addition.

Morning all.

Today is going to be interesting. C's placement options for treatment will be decided today. It is not likely that he will be coming home.

I hope it comes to some decision that makes things better.

*hoping for the best outcomes for C*

iSantra-ing from Sydney. Heading back to reality. Hopefully with my baggage. Sending good thoughts to C.

It was decided that the recommendation will be that C be placed in a residential treatment program that was a wilderness type aspect to it. There are two possibilities both of which will be good for him and are fairly close to home. He would also be taken off of probation. He is decidedly not happy with this decision.

Off of probation? I'm not sure what that means... But I do like the sound of wilderness therapy. Best of luck.