h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Z

Back from a lovely evening courtesy of another 'wonderful friend' who paid for it, because we'd planned it and she didn't want to cancel because I couldn't afford it.

What? Not even a smiley for post ltp??

[GDZ]

Morning everyone,

Off to stay with some friends for the weekend but a double booking means I'll miss the orgy in Z's flat .

At the moment I am trying to drink the first cup of of the day, smoke the first ciggy, do my ironing, have a shower, (which will involve drying my hair - more ) AND chill out!

I do have plenty of time, but not unlimited time.

Have a good weekend everyone, and enjoy the orgy*, Z!

B

* I should explain that there are going to be Z, A and A's boyfriend B, not to mention KerrAvon and GreyDesk of this Parish and Master B and Odo as well, all sleeping in Z's 2 bedroom flat tonight. See what I mean about an orgy?

I shall miss the fun due to having to play the part of boss's wifey at dinner tonight.

*looks around for the cattleprod and appears to have regained the 28lbs she has lost*

I think Dewey is a name for a library , as is Bookbinder which could be shortened to Bookie.

*wanders around the Salon blurry-eyed*

I was woken up at about five this morning by the noise of bins being moved and I assumed it was an early bin-emptying shift. Looking out of the window when I got up I saw the remains of three of the giant red wheelie bins - the ones the shops use - propped up against the wall of my parking space. They're completely flat as if they've been run over by a steam roller. The only ones to escape were those that were completely full. All the others have been crushed to some extent with their contents. Amazing. Has someone been driving a tank around the streets of Leeds?

Oh dear, this flat is in no fit state for an orgy.

Interesting start to the day Amy.

You Birmingham orgiasts, have a lovely time and may you wake tomorrow with only minimal hangovers and no disquieting memories of policeman-helmet-stealing or having done that awful thing with balloons that is so hilarious only after 10 pints. Post some photos so the rest of us can gawp at you.

I will be spending the morning - what very little is left of it - choosing things to put on the wedding gift list, and feeling abominably self-conscious and greedy about it too, no doubt. I didn't want to ask for presents or have a gift list, but my family, bless them, and his family, bless them too, are inveterate present givers and we had horrid visions of being presented with fourteen toasters, two cutlery sets, 30-odd mugs and a tomato knife, so I was talked into at least doing this in the spirit of getting things we really need and want. Having to think how to mention the gift list in the invitations whilst making it very clear indeed a present is not mandatory nor even expected. A friend of mine got married last year and the wedding invitation consisted mostly of gift-list and I did feel rather put out and under pressure to get her something expensive, and I most certainly do not want any of our guests to feel like that in the slightest.

Just home from a LAN party with a bunch of former cow orkers. It's been a long time since I've done a LAN party and it was a ton of fun. Now I just need to keep myself awake for another four hours...

perhaps it was removed ,not wanting to offend any one or start rumours,but i was told in the last led it was going to be reserved for me, the little fact that as soon as my page disapeared the thread moved ,or could the answer be in here some where ,
Was it before or post 121 , was it my comment on sensual arts , more likely 2B the farts,
The phewed or was it fuse that blew it, you know who poo pooh .,it
could it be I jumped the gun with my
Comment on poetry see post 207, nothing offensive there did not swear , Czech GKz
Was in the post,or was that hit the post , was it the book mark in the books section or the mark I left on the books
? Ok I was very restrained when B talked about pa-rant-all bonkin ,,perhaps, my comment wot goes round cums round could have been [miss- const -rued -ede],post 322 not goal post either nb team ant (tuf0 if I had spelt it [am big huge ass ly] ,may have been post 362 that did it,post 420 was only last week, my views on corporal punishment, about the same as corpburial punishment,,or could that be
in-sergagenet, here punishment for nick inky Z liver(would add Indian giver here not pc correct might be misconstrued
what goes around comes around .cant have been that did I get some ones bak up in post 697,
Having last offered to stick pins in ben,[ may have thought to my self to see if she goes ]
Never said it.,may have been post 754, perhaps that upset some one post 881, became indeviseabal after that I think,,1036 four days ago MIA , MI5 , some sub U6 found me, hiding with four others ,in the middle of all that some one changes the threads ,in a attempt to loose methinks
The scribe doth not like me or was it lill ,that omissed me, coz team ant ,whoe’s achievements {Month position 272nd]
eclipsed by red sox or was it reds ex, so hoo do I grovel two, now that my page has appeared again Or appaired from the partition
back to =rights,or am have bin sent to coventry,

It's 4 in the morning, and I'm sitting here munching tacos and watching Oxy and Panda have a mock battle of stunning proportions.

The problem with DR was rather easily solved, as I made an ungodly amount of money this evening in tips...enough to give her the money and have enough left over for 2 packs of smokes and tacos. And our mutual friend wrote me a check, which, depending on my bank balance come Monday(ish) may or may not have to be used at all....the universe has a way of making things work out.

OH! And I forgot to say that the BF is now the proud (and extremely relieved, I'm sure) recipient of an MFA in Music Performance, Voice. He took his written exams on Wednesday, and his oral exams today, and called me to tell me. I'm rather proud of him, although I had absolutely nothing to do with it whatsoever!

[WM]

*Hurtles herself into new conversation*

I'm I cattle prod prone

*s to beginning of thread*

ltp, we still love you very much . You haven't been offensive and you're definitely not being sent to Coventry. I think your page broke because of something Jim Lynn did - and he seems to have fixed it for you .

Congrats to MR's BF . I didn't realise he was a singer. I envy anyone who can sing - like most people I had the ability squashed out of me as a youngster.

I've been sorting out the bin problem. I left the scene of the crime alone as much as I could but I moved one of the intact bins that was partially blocking the road - it was forcing people to drive over someone's garden to get past it. No one thought to get out of their car and move the bin a few inches . The staff at the shop next door were unaware of the damage because they'd all come in through the front today but they've kindly taken on the task of sorting it all out. I must get on and tidy up just in case a nice young police officer comes to interview me .

[Hyp] late for work

[d'E]
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Erm no amy jim said it was something, the four horsemen of the apocalyspe did, a simple enough thing to do,well had to be i managed it, only four researchers, ask peta, or is it blue peter ? now
in this age of job for life, blue peter the aberignonal ,origanol,blue petra ,the exotic dancer she is on collective
the secrets locked deep in the bowels of the bbc, there are links on one of my pages that will take you staight to the , invisable one, the faceless face of the cBsBs , I think B thanked me for reminding her, B or then again could it be the B4 bit ,must dash

ltp dear, yes we love you in all your glorious free-associating semi-unintelligibility. I was pressed for time this week and didn't have the resources to do my own supplementary review of the previous conversation for awards and so forth, and had to depend heavily on Kelli for the introduction.

Who's going to scribe this time?