h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There was nothing offensive about it. Are we supposed to stop using the word "sexual" from now on? Or does it have to be in conjunction with "positions" to be offensive? What if it's part of a word, as in "homosexual"? Could the mods please explain their sexual position to us?

There was nothing offensive in Titania's post . I think they just yikes posts randomly to keep us on our toes and remind us that big brother is watching us all the time . lets start a campaign for a spy smiley .

best fishes......tod

Wait, what, Titania's post was 'hidden'? But Titania is so, so, so, not in need of moderation at all!

The Fête Worse Than Death held at my mother's village every year has a 'cow-dropping' contest. My sister won a bottle of wine last time. Who knew she had such an intimate understanding of a cow's most personal needs. And thusly we teased her for months, because we are Spectacularly Mean.

Meanwhile, at work, they dangled the Job Of My Dreams at me, and then made it nearly impossible for me to apply because I am studying. If I stop studying, I won't be qualified for dream job. If I carry on studying, I can't do dream job at the same time.

I have a day of study leave tomorrow, in fact, adn I just know I am going to spend it fiddling about online or reading detective novels. Not, you see, actually studying at all. Because I learnt nothing - nothing I tell you! - from the great course-work deadline crises of January and February 2008.

It wasn't s-xual or positions that got titania's post removed it was the fact that there was a 101 of them . Any hanky panky not done in full evening wear face to face , is obviosly just not cricket and is frowned upon by the bbc . After all there are standards and it could frighten the horses .

best fishes....tod

Our Catholic elementary school has a cow-dropping contest every year to raise funds. They call it "Cow-A-Bunga Bingo".

I lived there for how long and didn't know St. Joe's did that? Wow. I'm clueless, clueless, I say.

Can I have a please? I am currently using my child as an excuse to get out of a meeting. She's in her room, fussing with her stuff, and doesn't need me at all...but still.

Sometimes a child needs her mother. Sometimes a mother needs her child.

I think it was the automatic profanity filter that hid my posting temporarily - good thing it's back or I would have been forced to throw a tantrum!

{Teuchter}

Mornin All

Second day of clear, crisp and sunny weather and another one tomorrow. We'll pay for this, we will.

First dog obbedience class with dog last night to improve his social skills or at least build up his confidence so that he doesn't act agressively towards other dogs. He's quite well trained in the basics so decided he was bored by the end of the hour and proceeded to do what Springers are designed for; investigate every scent within a leads radius.

Oh I'm Chairman Mao, huh? moi?

Apparently I'm Whiteout.

From the comments about T's post being pulled briefly, I wondered if it was something to do with Bulgarian Wrestlers, Syringes and Hamburgers. Though why bulgarian wrestlers wanted to stuff hambugers into syringes I guess I'll never know.
The day is sunny once more here in the rainy city. It's an awkward time of year for it to be sunny. The sun is quite bright and it would be nice to have the blinds open on the windows but as it's february the sun is low in the sky and I'd not be able to see anything as it would be coming through the window right into my eyes.

[RNick]

I'm "Milquetoast". Zeppo is "Van Gogh".

I can't imagine how anyone gets anywhere with 8 feet of snow.

[lil]

I want a washing machine that doesn't trip the house rcd when I use it.

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[Irv]

I hate being sick.

Yeah me too. I have been fighting pneumonia (possibly) for over a week now and today I threw up blood (sorry for the graphic visual there). I am going in to the doctor this afternoon to try to figure out what's going on with me.

Sounds like a very clever thing to do, Marv! Could you please hurry??

Won a major DIY fight in the household today - it went into overtime but in the end we were victorius

The task was exchanging the garden door - Hati will know the old one as she's slept in the room when she's been visiting. The challenge was that both my brother-in-law who helped, bless him, and myself only had tried putting in a single door and this one is a double. And this means that you cannot "just" see to it that one side is straight vertical - both sides have to be and that is a weird tug-of-war. We went through "this is fine", put in the first two screws - and realised that it wasn't. And you know what? This kind of screws just don't come out again .

10 minutes of panic and then I had arranged borrowing a (translation?) bayonet saw that went through the screws between door frame and wall like a knife through butter. Back out went the whole thing and with a few minor glitches and adjustments now sits there and closes nicely. Phew!

Right now I'm quite enjoying a nice Blonde from Danish Broeckhouse

[Bagpuss]