h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just out of curiosity, anyone else have a Panda Bear instead of a Teddy Bear (for the record, mine is simply named Panda. No other name needed).

Oh, a description. I'll have to toy with something. I totally forgot, what with all of the other backlog popping up. Um,....

"Afgncaap5: Semi-mad inventor with a tendency to overuse obscure science fiction references."? No, that doesn't sound quite right. Any suggestions?

I feel like there was another discussion comment that I was going to comment on, but can't bring myself to think of what it was.

*Heads over to the fridge, and carefully listens to the door*

There's either a person trapped inside, or there's a fridge monster waiting to lunge at us when the door is opened. Or maybe it's just faulty machinery.

I think T went in there looking for the champagne bottle. May even have tried looking in the salad drawer

What's IBS Caerwyn?

Oh my god, not the fridge monster!!!???

Sorry.

Oh my god, not the salad drawer!!!???

I hope you aren't eating lunch, Solnushka, its irritable bowel syndrome!!!

Oh well there goes the water cooler

*Pulls her wellies out of her left knick knack pocket and puts them on*

I have Irritable Vowel Syndrme.

Has anyone got a rope? We could lower it into the vegetable bin. I have Zeppo's rope, but I don't think it will hold up to any tugging for much longer.

*rummages in her right knick knack pocket and produces a lenght of nylon rope*

I think that's about 20 feet there, any good?

That ought to work. Now we should tie one end to something that has a sufficient degree of space-time stability.

/* Looks around the room */

Perhaps the table with the calling cards?

that's probably work.

I don't think that would be too good an idea, what if it fell over and messed up all the cards?

We'd be in for it then.

That sofa looks pretty solid, lets tye it to a leg of that.

The cards just get sent to be mulched for the garden every now and again. Even if they did go everywhere, Chloe would be alond to sort them out again.

Ah, but all those people are hiding under the sofa, you don't want to disturb them. Phil here claims to be a big solid guy, perhaps you could use him. Oh, and when your in the kitchen, could you get me some

I think I have a sturdy anchor in my handbag, if you need it....
Probably not a very good idea, it'll just mess up the floor..

The calling card table is the most stable thing around here. Go for it!

*has a look under the sofa to see who is there*

There appears to be half a dozen pairs of feet under here, can't see where the owners of them are though!

Leave my shoes alone. Anywho, did anyone open the closet door? Perhaps having the door open, and pulling the vegetable bin out at the same time will sort of rip the space time continuem and pop her right out of there.

*comes in from her apartments*

I thought I heard someone in the linen closet.

Affi, there's nothing in that description about music.

Mac, do you ever sleep??

*reading over backlog, bursts out laughing at the idea of Irritable Vowel Syndrme*