h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Post "Defiant" Team

You play by your own rules and to heck with the consequences. Some might call you rogue, but you see yourself as a shade of gray refusing to be defined. Authority is for the weak and you will do everything in your power to overcome 'the Man'.

Vital Gear
Includes a black leather jacket, tattoo and brooding presence.

Ironically 'The Post' returns the same result as Shazz PRME -

shazz

Oh yes - Titania has a swinging shag pad?!!!
I prefer my hot motorcycle.

shazz

OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 74.72 %
'Top Drawer - congratulations.
It appears that you may have what it takes to become a full service agent. You are clever, knowledgeable and have lightening reflexes.

Fulfil your potential and you'll be cruising your way around the world with other Double Os before you can say Vodka Martini. Don't attempt to contact us, say your goodbyes and we'll pick you up in 30 minutes from there.'

Mind you - I possibly could have scored more if I didn't indulge cracking a couple of jokes along the way!

shazz

Hoopy "Adventure" Frood

You invented the word 'adventure' as you have traveled the globe seeking, action and romance. Finding both in abundance, there isn't a secret tomb or ancient secret that you haven't unlocked.

Vital Gear
Includes a map of exotic locals, trusted guide and reservations at the closest Four Seasons

Adventure is my middle name? Shageriffic!

oh and I got 73.69% of the Operative Test. Yeah baby, yeah!
PG"Adventure"HF

...and Paully got a rotating bed...

Well done for the test...
[I haven't managed to do the last two parts... My PC being too slow doesn't help... I'll probably try it again at the local internet cafe...]

You know MI5 are recruiting by the way?!... They unfortunately don't see speaking French as an important skill at the moment... Doh!!!...

Gonna try some more names...

loup 'Heroic' d'Argent

Simpost...

Well done PG"Adventure"HF too...

Editors "Determined" Team

Nothing stands between you and the proverbial brass ring. If you encounter any obstacles in your path, you quickly and effortlessly sidestep them or obliterate them. At the end of the day, you are standing tall and enjoying the thrill of victory.

Vital Gear
Includes a Palm Pilot, ready cash and a base of operations.

Community "Daredevil" Artists

Never one to shrink in the face of overwhelming obstacles such as a roomful of evil Agents, you choose instead to take the chandelier and outsmart the bad guys!

Vital Gear
Includes a hot car or motorcycle for daring getaways and high-speed chases and death defying stunts in the air.

Assistant "Thrilling" Community Editors

There isn't a dare you won't take or a risk that you won't make to secure the prize. Much like a movie, your personal plots are always filled with thrills and decadence.

Vital Gear
Includes a cat suit for women, or a bomber jacket for men, complimented by a come hither glance.


Yeah baby!!!

Post Reporters: Same results than for Assistant Community Editors...

So I tried an alternative name...


Hootoo "Dauntless" Post Reporters

You have eluded capture, killed the assassin, reclaimed the family jewels and are now confronted with 100 armed men and no visible means of escape. Are you kidding? You live for these scenarios and always manage to escape.

Vital Gear
Includes a loyal sidekick to help you escape, crazy glue, and making sure the bad guys attack one at a time.


Where [and who] on is my "loyal sidekick " though?!...

Pimms "Dashing" Lettuce

You save the innocent victim with such a flair that they almost forget to get out of the line of fire as they are mesmerized by your performance. Enemies try to bring you low, but you will have none of that! Not when the music is swelling and there is a perfectly good chandelier to swing from!

Vital Gear
Includes a cape that swirls around you when you dance, pearl white teeth for heart-stopping smiles and a clean white shirt for all occasions.

OPERATIVE TEST
YOU SCORED: 80.78 %

Pimms - how did they know?

Blimey... Hootoo is full of super-spies...

Someone _had_ to try this one, I suppose...


James "Audacious" Bond

People are always looking at you with awe and can't believe they just saw you do what you just did. You push the bounds of society's rules and you love the attention it gets you.

Vital Gear
Includes a loud tie, an open tab at the bar and a way with words.

Hmmmm... There could be some interesting cross-overs with some of the previous "What's in a name" articles..

Britney Smurf is now: Britney "Brave" Smurf

Fearless in the face of adversity, you are the first to try out that old rickety bridge suspended over a mile in the air over churning rapids. Snakes, spiders and booby traps are a walk in the park for you and you always come out on top.

Vital Gear
Includes a Swiss army knife, flashlight and a devil may care attitude.

why are all famous names irresistible?

I would not say all of them but, yes, it is bound to be quite a _few_ names sharing the same "middle name"... It would be interesting, just for the record, to know which names you've tried though...

Apart from that, I'm afraid I can't answer your question...


Loup "Heroic" d'Argent

Hypatia "Unconquerable" Antisthenes

You laugh in the face of adversity, knowing you will walk away without a scratch on you. Ninjas fear you and assassins can't be paid enough to confront you.

Vital Gear
Includes a tight shirt to show off your muscles, wrap around sunglasses and a cigar

"...tight shirt to show off your muscles...and a cigar?" doesn't sound very sexy Hypatia - more like a Russian weightlifter. If you leave out the capitals on your names you'll come up with:

Hypatia "Bold" Antisthenes

You make a statement with every word and gesture. Most people think you walk the thin line between being charming and caustically blunt. You never blend in and are always up for pleasing the crowd, after you please yourself.

Vital Gear
Includes trendy clothing in bright colors, flashy accessories and savoir-faire.

Now that is more 'you' I think. Ticking Male or Female doesn't seem to make much difference does it?

Pimms

Much much better indeed...

Pimms...

And, yep, ticking the male/female thingy doesn't really make any difference at all... Maybe they wanted to work on it later on and err kind of forgot...




Loup "Heroic" d'Argent