h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Yar] [watching where Anti-Affy's headed] Okay ... if we just get out of this, I can use the Force, and just /might/ --

[Elbert] -- get it wrong and steer us through a supernova.

[Joseph] Ughh ...

[Yar] Uh, no. But we /do/ have a trace on where they're headed. KL, should we follow 'em directly, or stop a little ways out-of-system and sneak in quietly?

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[Ray] [grinning evilly, right before Anti-Affy switches off] I'm on that right now! So ...

[Laguna suddenly rises up and hits Ray over the head with Woogy.]

[Ray] [stumbling] Ow!

[Corrigible takes that opportunity to punch Ray upside the head, knocking him out.]

[Corrigible] Shouldn't you be bleeding to death?

[Laguna] I WUZ!!1!111

[Woogy] [popping into view in front of Laguna] WUZ!1!!!!!!111

[Corrigible] Eh, whatever. Let's see if we can get these controls to work ... [takes the controls] Huh. They work. Must be cuz I have the same DNA. [activates the comm] Hey Yar! You there?

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[Yar] Whaaat? That you, Darth?

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[Corrigible] Yeah, it's me. We heading after him?

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[Yar] [glassy cheerfulness] I await the command of Minos Krylma.

*Takes the opportunity to throw Ray into a closet and barricade the door.*

*To Corrigible.* Tell Yar that he's made a lot of interesting enemies!

[Yar] Heh. I can hear you, Scandrea. And, um, thanks?

[Corrigible] So ... know any reason why a guy named Ray Remark would be after your hide?

[Yar] Couldn't tell ya. [exits the asteroid field] But ... oh gods. [bangs his head on the wall next to the Bug's cockpit]

[Corrigible] Um, Yar? ... oh ...

That didn't sound too good...

*From inside the Millenium Bug*

Burford (pointing out a window): Hey, Minos! Isn't that your luggage?


I lost track - where are the various people fighting? Is any of it on the Bug?

I think this is how the current roster is:

-AA5's ship has Anti-Affy5, and possibly our long-silent android friend Kalia.
-Millenium Teapot has Stupid Little Robot and Oreo, and seems to have been towed by AA5's ship.
-Millenium Bug has Minos Krylma, Burford Solo, YK, Archimedes,...um....Elbert....and I wanna say two other people, one of which just kinda popped up and commented on how normal our Universe was, and another that I can't recall.
-Ray Remark's ship has Ray, Y2K, Scandrea, and a bunch of other super-characters.
-Yowuzupman, his Lieutenant, and all of those respective underlings are in his ship.
-Finally, Psy-Crow is still buzzing Yo's ship, trying to cause as much damage as possible.
-FACE is watching from his Pan-Dimensional Pad, occasionally commenting when I can't think of anything else to say that would really effect the action in a meaningful manner.

Every character only seems to know about eighty-seven percent of the whole story, with the possible exceptions of FACE and Stupid Little Robot, who respectively know much more and much less.

Any corrections needed to that?


KL-Why, uh....yes! Yes it is! Yar, pick up my luggage! Oh, and then I guess you can follow that person who may or may not yet be Afgncaap5, but with caution. No idea what's waiting for us....I just hope that this eventually leads back to Earth.

Also on Ray's ship are Woogy and Laguna (from FF8), as seen in the Arfenhouse movies (www.disasterlabs.com).

On the Bug, Joseph (also from Arfenhouse) is the one who thought we were normal. I think that's it.

The reason Corrigible is here is because he was investigating certain highly improbable events, and wanted to fight the Improbability Generator causing them. The reason Joseph is here is because of said Improbability Generator (we assume).

The reason Scandrea is here (this is all a part of F13649?thread=434692 for the curious) is because she followed after Corrigible and they accidentally ended up in the Arfenhouse universe. The reason Laguna is here is because he seems to be in love with Joseph, and wants to find him. The reason Woogy is here ... er ... I don't think we can apply "reason" to /any/ aspect of Woogy's existence.


[Yar] Um, fine. [pushes a button; the luggage is teleported back onto the ship] I believe he's after the destruction of the Universe, by the way.

[The Bug and Ray's ship enter hyperspace.]

[Yar] We shall be there shortly, depending on where they've gone.

KL-I dunno. Destruction of the Universe makes much less sense than destruction of, say, a Galaxy.

[Yar] Yeah, I know what you mean. Granted, he --

[They come out of hyperspace in the next thread.]

Are we going to follow him? Might be our best chance to get home.

[Corrigible] Well, since we're /already/ in hyperspace on our way after them ...

[They come out of hyperspace]

[OOC] sorry guys, college is kickin by a*s big time, what was I doing and where am I going, I'm totally lost. Am I still getting attacked by psycrow or did he warp out of the sector... like I said I'm lost

I'm pretty sure he warped out.

Yeah, we're now all here: F1881348?thread=480593