h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your purple towel is in the ladies bathroom, ringo, sorry, I used it to dry my....er....wings.
Anybody seen Kasia?
Anyone seen my date for the evening?

{pant pant}

Hurrying into the room, so I can be underneath my date for the evening....hmmmmm.... what a delicious thought...

Hi love! {kissing Galaxy Babe and pinning a purple cossage on your heaving bosom}

This party is going way into the night?

Sorry I was late love, the traffic was hell... but now Im in heaven.

Andy xxx

Hello GB, hello Andy,

*wonders what's going on in the ladies rest room...
I hope this party is going on all night long, though it's become a bit quiet at the mo

GB, you have to explain it a bit more precisely about drying your...er, wings

"Cossage"? What the h**l is cossage?

GB surfaces from Andy's passionate greeting.
{blush}
What? Er....sorry I used your purple towel, ringo....when I arrived here, I dived in the purple pool, but I got bitten and...
*lifts purple Angel gown to the top of her stockings, showing off a long, graceful leg
Andy gasps...
ringo blushes bright red...
Look what happened to my leg!

Towels? Wings? I think I might be in the wrong forum.

*goof blushes and retreats to the corner*

Stockings!!!

*goof faints*

{points to GB's purple flowers pinned to her breast} I dont know if I spelt it right, but thats a cossage(?)....

Looks carefully at GBs wound... It doesnt took too serious love...

{pulls out purple thread and a needle, hands GB something hard}

Bite down on this babe, while I stitch your bite closed...

{kisses your leg softly, and puts some brandy in the wound to numb it}

I hope this doesnt hurt too much ,but it has to be done....

are there any special drinks in your corner? If so, let me know...
GB, if I blush, I would blush purple
think I'll have another purple tannenzäpfle to cope with the stockings, hehe

{the wound completes healing before my eyes, and before I can stitch it closed}

Ummm.... the perks of being an angel?

Where do I sign up? LOL

{kissing GB deeply again} I'm glad you are ok, love...

.... amd to think I wasted a perfectly good brandy on it too!! LOL

{gets me a whisky and coke}

Breasts? Wounds?

*faints again, even though he never recovered in the first place*

I'll have one of those purple concoctions, please, Andy, while you're at the bar!
*sips drink
*strange feelings course through her veins
GB feels as if she's on fire!
Oh, my GOD! {sorry, St. P}
What the hell was in that drink?
I feel....ooh.....strange..
*turns a deep shade of purple
*starts to collapse
Luckily, Andy sees GB falling and catches her, sweeping her up into his arms....
Time for bed, little Angel.....

the wounds are caused by a drunken shark in the purple pool but I do not explain you where the breasts are coming from...
any idea, GB?

{almost swooning myself with joy at having my Babe in my arms}

{I carry you off to bed, you dont look well at all after that drink love...}

{I lay you down in my arms, and rock you slowy...}

"Goodnight love, sweet dreams"

{I eventualy fall to sleep to, you still wrapped up in me}

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Implants?

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzZ..zz.z...z*
Uaaahhh...where am I? and where's my left arm?

aah, just lying on it.
*looks round*
Nobody here?
*crawls to the ladies rest room; comes out again with his purple towel. Lightens a fag. crawls to the mysterious esspresso-machine. sticks his right thumb in his left ear.
it serves an excellent bucket of black coffee.

Hmm, not bad, hey machine you can call me ringo.
Anyone else out here or do I have to communicate with a manic-depressive esspresso-machine all day?

Can that machine manage another bucket of coffee, Ringo?

I dont fancy "hair of the dog"... MUST HAVE CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, coffee! That's a great idea.

Of course, our magic machine always can produce, not only coffee, you know.

Caffeine Kid: would you like to try our purple espresso - it's quite strange, so it should be just the right thing, hmm?

*Kasia makes an indifferent hand movement... than hands Caffeine Kid and herself cups of purple espresso*

Where is GB, still sleeping?

hmmmm....thanks....I dont know how coffee can *taste* purple, but this manages it somehow. You are a life saver, Kasia...

I think GB snook off to GOD's village to work on her Beauty Shoppe.

Maybe she will come back with the power of suggestion

{{concentrates}} ~Galaxy Babe, come back to us, love!~