h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well, Julio is a friendly bloke as well, the problem was - he was HUNGRY. But I think it will take quite a while, 'til he gets hungry again.
*stares at the sandwich*
what does it taste like? I made some curious experiences with sandwiches

ZHmmm Don't really know, what's in there is jopped up into slices and it's tasting a little bit sauer, and when I touch it it's like rubber.

oh, that's pretty usual, might be hampster

btw ... I updated the entry (just a bit) and used TC description for our english guests

I don't know, even when sliced up it just ran out of mu sandwich, maybe I should just get a drink and leave the sandwiches for someone that apreciates them.

... somebody has seen my left shoe?

I thought I saw it next to the big purple dog in the corner all chewed up and mooshy.

A drink's always a brilliant idea ! anything special?

er...AXR, I actually see a lot of things but your left shoe...?
maybe some kind of scratched stockings will do it as well ?

oh no ... the dog had the right one ... the left one I put at the bar near the fridge and the sandwich toaster ... where the dog cann't reach it.
but now, it's gone - and I liked them, you know this kind of sport sandals you need for every pool ......

I would lend you mine but they are still drying by the fireplace from that purple rain outside(that now seems to have stopped)

NOw I'm really thinking what was in my sandwich caus I'm afraid I ate your left shoe partially. Sorry HIk.

I told you to be careful. But it might have been worse...it could have been his pants, hehe

Yeah, but I think I eould have noticed that, that prob. would have tasted like beer or something caus of everything spilled.

I think I will have a Shooter, wandering what kind of move that will be for the machine.

*observes the scene with great expectations*

*walks over to the machine and does a strange jump with either hands and feet*

Nop wrong one now I just got the tequilla.

*MAkes a jump with his feet and does a hand move that was so fast nobody had seen it*

This is better a nice shooter. Well cheers.

I'm deeply impressed !
*puts himself in font of the machine (sorry, I fotgot its name already) - strokes his stomach - shazam - there is a Long Island Ice Tea
Hey, that was easy

Magic-Coffee-Machine is the name, Ringo!

I see, you are eating the Charlie-Chaplin-way, Arutha.

*Kasia makes herself a sandwich, watcing carefully what's in it*

Hah, everyone tries to be careful with sandwiches, but dos it help?Sometimes I think sandwiches are just weird...

Yah there weord but with the good ingredients there the best, so I think it's worth the risk.

*wraps his arms tightly round the bar*
...er, Arutha, is it possible that I feel a gravitational pull to you?
gosh, this never happened to me before, just like a magnet

Oh I'm sorry It's just that I havened quite adapted to those new things, Don't worry I'll try to find a way to make mydself not so "atractive"