h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

High schools and middle schools.

Same place the tobacco companies find theirs...

Ya know, one time while I was away at college, I actually saw a pamphlet on Reasons It's OKAY To Be GAY. These included things like, "good music" and "the ability to understand the persecution of other minorities (such as blacks and Jews) through your own experiences."

I wish I was kidding about this....

Being a really good dancer is the only perk I've found so far, was that in the pamphlet?

And is it just me or are the only virgins in high schools the ones integral to the plot that get murdered in those ridiculous slusher films?

It was not in the pamphlet... but I can add it!!



HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Indeed!

Happy nude year to you all!

*turns up with the hoover hey its looking better already now we need a colour scheme how about black

Has anyone seen the sofa? I have a guy coming to re-upholster it tomorrow.

Yep; I saw it on my way here; it was hoovering or is that hovering over lords cricket ground, just by the wicket

Ah thank you.

Anyone seen my Bistormatic Powered Ship so I can get back there then.

I ate it.

I think the ceiling needs doing. I shall have to get a man in.

*a man comes in
'tut tut tut, hmm, looks like the ceiling neds doings.....'
*pulls a ricketity set of ladders out of his pocket

Walks in, knocking the ladders from out under 2legs feet. Curiously 2legs manages to stay aloft

*2legs in the loft hey its dark in here! can someone turn the light on?

*strokes the light switch sensuously*

Actually if we all put our hands up in the air, they'll come on. You know, many hands make light work?

*the light comes on in the loft*
look at all this 'stuff' up here in the loft!

Do you think that January is too soon to spring clean the loft? And well done for finding it by the way.

*passes some cans of paint down from the loft,
'see what colour we want for the ceiling and walls'
*passes down a box of 'assorted toys' don't know wher ethy came from *passes down a ceiled box of cusions and cushion covers 'never guess wht I've just spotted up here?; theres a loverly set of tables and some lamps'

Toys!!

Lamps!