h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

SO, here we go

Bishop of New Hampshire, Gene Robinson
Canon Jeffry John
and...oh Adrienne Rich

Fatty

I need more female women!

Fatty

Alice B Toklas

(can't believe I didn't think of Adrienne Rich. Stupid sapphist.)

- the race is on!!

We still need to know where the goal posts are though.

50? Or is that too ambitious?

Queen Anne
Liberace
Peter Tatchell


Fatty

And, um, do we truly need it to be a play to win situation. I'm happy reeling of names of prominent/famous/known homosexuals, in order to give all a sense of, god I don't know, happiness.

Look, these people were/are just like you. So have a nice day.

Fatty

Oh you horrid lizard! I said Peter Tatchell earlier, thief.

- wannafag

Not my problem. Get over it.

And you don't want a fag. Ignore your body's insistense, and tell it sternly
'It's for your own good, you ungrateful ugly bag of mostly water.'

Except for the ugly part.

Fatty

Oh, and Speckly apologises for alphbetising in the stupid person's way, but we're in work.

Fatty

Oh, and we've already had Alice B. Minus 1 point for me.

These are the Alices B.

My silly. Reinstate point...hadn't had her.

A fatal pair

Joe Orton
Kenneth Halliwell

and, for my lesbian connection....

um

yes! Mabel Batten, otherwise known as Laydee, though I can't remember the spelling.

Fatty

Julien Clary
Eleanor Roosevelt
Jodie Foster

you two are funny

"in order to give all a sense of, god I don't know, happiness." nice thought and then you talk about a ghastly bag of water or something!!!! Young luv eh?!

Sorry. We're giving up smoking. It makes us odd. No, make that odder.

She's right about the warm smug glow of queer self satisfaction though. Still, I like to have a goal. It helps with my rampant competitive streak.

The 'ugly bags of mostly water' is from Star Trek. It's how some alien creature describes humans. Cos it doesn't have a word for them,see. And I thought it was funny. SO there you go. I'm very happy being an ugly bag of mostly water, although it does make me feel a bit like a giant bladder.

On that note...
Fatty

giving up smoking - that explains everything...

But I'm so cuddly and zen!

Obviously, the missus isn't. That's why I have blood pouring down my proboscis. But I'll get between you, I promise.

Fatty