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~Greebo grabs hold as well... after all... we wouldn't want breath to get away...~

Was that Puce Paint or Puce Pint cos I've had a few of the latter in my time, ha. I'll take it as it comes and leave it up to your expertise behind the bar. *Looks worried as he remembers Lil's expertise is with washing glasses, emptying ashtrays and wiping down surfaces*

*distracted by sight of Greebo holding Zax's breath, Lil makes Puce Paint Cocktail with a touch of thinner (stirred, not shaken), but adds an olive instead of a cherry, with a paper umbrella*

There you go!

*takes breath*

.....

*gives it back*


*takes another one*


*opens eyes*

*enjoys the sensation, so tries to do it again*

*reels from effort*

*Sips cocktail unaware that it shouldn't taste that way* Zax stop being a drama queen and get up. For goodness sake!

Get your ice cream at http://www.h2g2.com/F44375?thread=67843&post=506333

*struggles to feet and dusts off the gorgeous silk slacks and shirt*

*looks sullenly at androyd*

oh, fine...
a person can't even get properly dead around here.

*bends down to hug Greebz, then backs up and bows to her and Lil*

Ladies....!

androyd, would you like another Puce Paint cocktail?
*smiles at Zax*

*Slowly turning puce after the first* Just the one for now thanks.

don't suppose there's anything on tap for a non-droid type?

*grins at androyd*
how ya been?

Not too bad, apart from some hysterics going on. *looks hard at Zax*
On second thoughts I will have another.....wasss rong wiv android drinksh abyway? *sways gently*

*backs away*

~Greebo hides behind Balders~

EVERYONE WHO CAN AND IS WILLING... PLEASE MOVE ON TO SEVENTH ORDERS... THANK YOU... http://www.h2g2.com/F35971?thread=70404