A Conversation for The Cheshire Grin Inn
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 24, 2000
well, I just popped in on him... 
hopefully he'll pull through
*knocks back a 
for DD*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 24, 2000
But first he'll have to break his addiction to astral travelling.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jul 24, 2000
People are getting KILLED next? This political stuff is getting waay too serious...
Well, I suppose paint as a cocktail might be more fun than watching it dry, like in some pubs I've visited. And it could make for some interesting bar conversations.
"Mint Julep, please."
"Certainly sir. Gloss, matt or emulsion?"
"Actually, no - I'm feeling a bit under the weather, come to think of it. I'll just have some primer."
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GreeboTCat Posted Jul 24, 2000
Hmmm... ~greebo thinks that money could be made out of this idea...~
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Archangel Zax Posted Jul 26, 2000
*staggers in, reaches out, and opens mouth to speak*
nnngggggghhhhhh....! 
*collapses*
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jul 26, 2000
*shocked look*
Is he alright, or does he do this often?
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GreeboTCat Posted Jul 26, 2000
~Greebo grins feebly~ Er me not really nasty...
~Greebo sits on Zax and looks down~
Do you think he is alright??????
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 26, 2000
Dear oh dear... I guess I didnt fix his vortex after all... it started playing up during the upgrade. let me see him...
aw Zax... *passes a spare bottle of Ras's finest she keeps with her for extreme emergencies, pours some of the steaming mixture into his mouth* give him a minute... he'll be fine (hopefully!) 
*puts thick cap back on bottle* in the meantime 
everyone?
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Archangel Zax Posted Jul 27, 2000
*one eyelid slides open, and momentarily the pupil swims around to find the light.*
*the second eyelid follows suit.*
*after a brief peek, the second eye decides that whatever the first was looking at, it was terribly overrated, and returns to the depths.*
*the eyes blink*
*there is a coughing, followed by a spluttering*
*the body heaves*
*a hand comes up, and points to Dan. the other hand comes up and repeatedly taps the nose below the eye whose lids stay firmly shut. The other eye sweeps the room pleadingly.*
nnnnnnnggh!
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jul 27, 2000
We got a medical emergency! Anybody know the number for 911?
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GreeboTCat Posted Jul 27, 2000
~Greebo bounces up and down on Zax...~
Come on someone... he needs help!!!!
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Baldrick Posted Jul 27, 2000
You know, Greebz, I have a feeling that somehow jumping up and down on him won't help.
*with difficulty, removes tongue from cheek*
*pulls water fire extinguisher*
D'you think?
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Archangel Zax Posted Jul 27, 2000
*at the mention of fire extinguishers, Zax' eyes roll wildly, and turn accusingly toward Dan*
*the light begins to fade....*
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 27, 2000
well... I guess I could perform the kiss of life.... oh yes, i am a qualified first aider.... (thinks: if this doesnt wake him up nothing will...)
*leans towards Zax...*
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Archangel Zax Posted Jul 27, 2000
*As FC leans in close to perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, Greebo gets in one last jump- making Zax exhale his dying breath*
PUUuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!
*FC reels backward, and is knocked unconscious by the fumes*
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Baldrick Posted Jul 27, 2000
Thankyou for preventing the Grin's ickiest moment there. FC, maybe you should take a cold shower? 
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- 41: Fashion Cat (Jul 24, 2000)
- 42: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 24, 2000)
- 43: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Jul 24, 2000)
- 44: GreeboTCat (Jul 24, 2000)
- 45: Matthew Kershaw (Jul 24, 2000)
- 46: Archangel Zax (Jul 26, 2000)
- 47: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Jul 26, 2000)
- 48: GreeboTCat (Jul 26, 2000)
- 49: Archangel Zax (Jul 26, 2000)
- 50: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Jul 26, 2000)
- 51: Fashion Cat (Jul 26, 2000)
- 52: Archangel Zax (Jul 27, 2000)
- 53: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Jul 27, 2000)
- 54: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Jul 27, 2000)
- 55: GreeboTCat (Jul 27, 2000)
- 56: Baldrick (Jul 27, 2000)
- 57: Archangel Zax (Jul 27, 2000)
- 58: Fashion Cat (Jul 27, 2000)
- 59: Archangel Zax (Jul 27, 2000)
- 60: Baldrick (Jul 27, 2000)
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