A Conversation for The Cheshire Grin Inn
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Baldrick Started conversation Jul 18, 2000
Time for a new forum, methinks.
[PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST] VOTE FOR MEEEEEEEEE! [/PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST]
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GOD Posted Jul 18, 2000
Sheesh ! Is there anything more unattractive than a politician pulling pints in the name of grabbing a few more working-class votes...!!! 
- Simply, High Spirited.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 18, 2000
*starts collecting glasses to put in dishwasher*
These gathering places otta be neutral territory if you ask me.
*no-one asks, so after a moment she goes back to putting glasses in dishwasher*
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GOD Posted Jul 18, 2000
Well you should have seen him earlier, happily munching on a celery stick...
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Jul 18, 2000
Hey! There's nothing wrong with shameless campaigning! In fact, it just isn't an election if the cantidates have shame. 
*Looks up and is sure he spelt a couple of those words incorrectly, but decides not to prufreed. 
*
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Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) Posted Jul 18, 2000
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 18, 2000
It wasn't sentient celery.
*takes off overshirt to reveal tank top that says CELERY WEBJELLO 2000*
continues to wash glasses*
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 18, 2000
hmm.... anyone going to get a drink? 
or is it just political campaigning???
VOTE FOR BALDRICK!!!!
hmmm yup, a 
please if anyones serving?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 18, 2000
Great publicity still on the rogues' gallery page, Baldrick and Fashion Cat! Although you too are more intimate than I think anyone had realised.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 18, 2000
oh Baldy and I go way back!!! though I was rather impressed that he kept the picture after all these years....
you fancy a drink Lil...?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 19, 2000
Just one for the road, I think. Now I've got the dishwasher loaded and running, I'll be off home to the studio soon. I drew Styx's portrait and hung it in the gallery, have you seen it? It's at http://www.h2g2.com/A396858 .
So let's see, bacardi rum and dry ginger, please.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 19, 2000
ach! sorry Lil, got called away by God and now I've missed you... How about I leave your Bacardi and ginger here till you come back...
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jul 19, 2000
Wow, Lil, if I only had a fraction of your artistic talent, I'd be a very talented person. The Death Rat is fantastic! Maybe I could persuade you to do a 3D rendering of my 2D Spiny in one of those slack periods between filling and emptying the dishwasher...
And I think it's okay for you politico types to go spouting your manifestos all you want, as long as you don't expect any of us to listen to you.
Anyone seen my tumbleweed recently?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 19, 2000
*enters wearing Celery-Webjello 2000 tanktop*
SPINY, thank you! *gets a fresh bacardi and ginger, as the old one unfortunately went flat* I'm way behind on commissions, so far behind that I'm relieved I warned everybody in advance. I read my comission thread recently and found 2 I had forgotten...
*begins to unpack dishwasher*
Has anyone seen Greebo lately?
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Baldrick Posted Jul 19, 2000
Lil, look at the swimming pool at the waterworks, and then you'll realise why it would be impossible to keep places like that neutral. Hell, I love a good pool fight!
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 19, 2000
*wonders when customers will notice that she has programmed the dishwasher to etch the Celery-Webjello 2000 campaign button into the sides of all the glasses*
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androyd Posted Jul 19, 2000
Baldrick give me one heaven on earth please!!
*wonders how he'll get out of this one*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 19, 2000
Aw, go on Baldrick. Hands the size of yours, your thumb will cover the logo completely. You just learn how to hold the glass the way they do in the movies...
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- 1: Baldrick (Jul 18, 2000)
- 2: GOD (Jul 18, 2000)
- 3: Alien (Jul 18, 2000)
- 4: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 5: GOD (Jul 18, 2000)
- 6: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Jul 18, 2000)
- 7: Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) (Jul 18, 2000)
- 8: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 9: Fashion Cat (Jul 18, 2000)
- 10: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 11: Fashion Cat (Jul 18, 2000)
- 12: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 19, 2000)
- 13: Fashion Cat (Jul 19, 2000)
- 14: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Jul 19, 2000)
- 15: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 19, 2000)
- 16: Baldrick (Jul 19, 2000)
- 17: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 19, 2000)
- 18: Baldrick (Jul 19, 2000)
- 19: androyd (Jul 19, 2000)
- 20: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 19, 2000)
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