h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*NYC's attempt to distract himself from embarassing thoughts:

"stare at chopstick. watch chopstick move over fish. wonder how hands managed to have learned to make chopstick grab fish. watch chopsticks grab fish. eat fish. think about chopsticks. do NOT think about sex. no sex. sex. sex. sexsexsexsexsex......"

*sea falls over laughing, with tears pouring from her eyes*

[sea] stop.... *gasp* can't... breathe.... *hiccup*

*NYC wishes there were a cave he could go hide in, and upon not finding any nearby, fashions a small canopy with his coat and two nearby crates. He then sits under it and wishes sea would spontaneously combust*

*sea immediately starts to feel bad, be insulted, and want to laugh at the same time. she winds up very confused, sits in the corner, and pouts*

*now that the action has settled, the scene would have looked very weird to the passerby. Especially with NYC and sea staring at each other and laughing, kicking, and storming off*

<Sea, of course, is also able to pick up the thoughts of others in the room BESIDES NYC.

Unidentified Random Musings: ...Now, personally I LIKE these particular humans. So when I conquer all of known reality, should I enslave them with the others, or would it be more merciful to just eat them?...












Editor's Note: With all the mind-reading going on, someone is bound to pick up a stray tought or two from Zeb...

The Masque's thoughts: The bells the bells the bells the bells the bells.

[Ancba is very skilled at not thinking about anything in particular; he is at the moment concerned with the backlog]

Zeb, the reason you did not get a message about Flopsy is because I had more than one window open at the time and accidentally posted it to the wrong forum. As of this writing, Flopsy is explained in my most recent journal entry.

*sea's eyes widen at the previous mind readings, and she looks around the room. then she shakes her head*

[sea] you people are sick. and some of you are demented.

*sea sighs happily*

[sea] you remind me of my relatives!!!

There is kind of a 'post nefarious/insidious scheme vortex' at the moment really...

HA HA Yippie Ki yay motker

Emar: Yeah, I actually read your journal entry regarding Flopsy, Ancba. What I meant was, is this little guy just a pet, or does he leap into the air and turn into a spaceship, like the cat/rabbit thing from Tenchi Muyo?

Why did you just call me Mottley Funster?

That's hardly offensive

Apparently Yowuzupman thinks he's in a Die Hard sequel. Could somebody be so nice as to pop his bubble?

*NYC regales himself with thoughts of Corrupt, to sea's dismay. Sea puts her hand on her ears to try and make it stop, and upon failing there, she heads desperately to the nearest wall and bangs her head on it furiously*

[sea] AAAGHH! *bang* make it stop! *bang* I can't *bang* stand it!

*NYC takes much enjoyment in watching sea suffer so, but frowns at his probable loss in a sushi supply*

OK. I'm going to organise a big and gratuitous punch up chez moi. Who wants in?

I do I do...... wait a minute, who's chez moi?.............

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It means in French 'at my house'. Fo'. Here, though, it means 'at my page'.

I'll set the page up later.

[Ancba] I see.

[Flopsy] I am more of a companion who can behave like a pet.

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