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CAC Continuum: the Headcases and Footnotes edition

What about a foot could be noteworthy?

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Sometimes your best is not good enough,

other times, your worst is better than all the rest.

This site is almost but not quite unlike a unique place on the web.

It is so introspective sometimes that it seems to be looking out

it's own navel.

Other people have expressed a preference for a lower weak spot in the abdominal wall, but we are no longer talking to them.

The 1 is one of those odd things that you really don't think you are going to have a need for when you leave the bed in the morning...2 and you can always be surprised at the seeming steaming requirement for one during the day.

TooToo, as a site, has foreseen this sudden need, and provided those lacking in the necessary footware with an almost instantly gratifying way of filling that void to the brim, or the very last drop, which ever comes first3.

And here, in all their incandescent glory, are some of those intrepid and decrepit soles who have made it their duty and their lien to inform themselves and usses of the potential for abuse of the lowly feetnert...4

The Bill of Fare:


Advice for Using Footnotes

Oh, I don't know. A foot-long eyeball?


Fiddling with Footnotes

 That's disgusting!

Footnotes and Punctuation.

Not to a whale.

Test of Footnotes.

 That's a deep subject.

The h2g2 Editors

This week's collation was begged, borrowed or stolen from various places on this site.

Just goes to show what you can find when you're not looking.

That's a punch line to another joke...

The boilerplate:

To those whose search for pure knowledge have led thems to the well of sludge knowned as FIOFY5, I offer this one tiny robin's egg blue warm fuzzy week old cow pat of consolation:

We couldn't do it without you.

The Committee for Alien Content(ment) salutes you!smiley - smiley - smiley -

This 6 sold on Ebay 7 bysmiley - smiley - (tonsil revenge)!

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