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Sir Alec Guiness
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Nov 2, 2000
Strangely, the most memorable thing about watching the original Star Wars, apart from the amazing (as they were then) special effects (and the fact that the female lead had danish pastries stuck to the sides of her head), was the sky when we came out of the cinema. It must have been an early evening screening, because it was still quite light... and hot! The whole sky - well the western sky, at least - was pink and criss-crossed with a web of heat lightning. I don't think I've seen anything quite like it, before or since.
JTG
Sir Alec Guiness
Swiv (decrepit postgrad) Posted Nov 3, 2000
WOW
Though when I went to see 'Mrs Doubtfire' it was snowing when I came out
Which was quite random even though it was February
Sir Alec Guiness
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Nov 4, 2000
This evening's news was dominated by weather stories from around the world, including the terrible flooding in the UK, more flooding in the Philipines, and an astonishing hail storm in Sydney! It was rather nice here today... that was largely overlooked
JTG
Sir Alec Guiness
Swiv (decrepit postgrad) Posted Nov 4, 2000
It's been pretty nice here too - just freezing cold
But all the trains are screwed up - so I am going to have fun getting to London.
Sir Alec Guiness
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Nov 4, 2000
Sam mentioned that there have been problems with the trains. Have the last of the people who really know how things work retired, or is it simply a question of the tracks being under water?
JTG
Sir Alec Guiness
Swiv (decrepit postgrad) Posted Nov 4, 2000
The tracks are underwater
and I think we're onto the second generation of rail execs. who don't have a clue
but apparently my trains will run - they will just be delayed (by 2-4 hours)
Sir Alec Guiness
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Nov 4, 2000
That's about par for the course here, especially in winter. I used to commute to school on the train, and long delays were all a part of the joy of rail travel. On one cold winter evening, when the train was already long overdue, the train limped into the station leaking steam from underneath one of the carriages, and the platform was instantly engulfed in a dense fog. Canadians aren't naturally very good a queuing anyway, and the resulting confusion of people bumping around lost, while the conductors shouted directions, was hysterical.
JTG
Sir Alec Guiness
Swiv (decrepit postgrad) Posted Nov 4, 2000
Oh the hours I have spent waiting on cold stations for late trains
*grows nostalgic*
I think the longest was an hour and a half
And the weirdest reason were cows on the line, and geese on the line.
Sir Alec Guiness
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Nov 4, 2000
90 minutes hardly counts as a delay here.
Ah, nostalgia... We lived in a small village for a while, when I was a nipper, and I used to take the train into Nottingham on the weekends to visit my grandparents. It was a marvelous adventure that I always looked forward to, and the memories associated with it still emerge in the strangest ways: The idea once came to mind, uncharacteristically, to buy my wife perfume for christmas. Predictably, I soon discovered that I was way out of my depth; and, when the poor sales girl asked what fragrances *I* like, all I could think of were bacon and the diesel exhaust smell of Nottingham Midland Station.
JTG
Sir Alec Guiness
Swiv (decrepit postgrad) Posted Nov 5, 2000
That is ummmm
interesting
Though i don't think fresh cut grass and the beach goes well bottled either
Sir Alec Guiness
Swiv (decrepit postgrad) Posted Nov 5, 2000
I don't think so, but he was reputedly in town for the Dunhill Cup last months.
Although very few of us could be bothered to walk out to the golf course to see who was here. It is only the non-uni people that get excited about the golf stars, celeb and Prince Wills' prospective arrivals
Sir Alec Guiness
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Nov 6, 2000
You're right... it was an honorary degree. Does golf have stars? I suppose it does... but I would sooner pull my head off than have to shuffle around paying homage to a golfers ego.
A golf course is too artificial an environment to arouse celebrity spotting excitement in a sensible person. It's exactly the sort of place where one would expect to see celebs and royals (golfers too, of course). Celebrities, especially of the movie ilk, are only worth noting when you come across them in a more mundane setting... in my opinion.
JTG
Sir Alec Guiness
Swiv (decrepit postgrad) Posted Nov 7, 2000
Well apparently someone chucked a pint of beer over Chris Evans, which I have to say I thought was quite classic
Sir Alec Guiness
Swiv (decrepit postgrad) Posted Nov 7, 2000
He's a ginger prat who's on British TV and radio. He used to dj the breakfast show for radio 1 and then virgin. He has this TV show called TFI Friday - music and mayhem
But everyone hates him
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