Its late at night, your vision's getting blurred, you reach for your drink and the next thing you know, you've got;

The Spilled Beer Blues

Since I drank some at the keyboard ,

my laptop's gone away ,

it didn't like the taste of my beer,

and now I have to pay ,

cos I can't get to my threads ,

can't use my journal to moan ,

I'm lost without my H2G2 ,

like a king without a throne


I got them blues... ,

I got them spilled beer blues... ,

Not just the laptop that's a mess

I wish that they were virtual blues...

too-woowoo-doodeedoo oo-ooo... yeah

The Band

President of HeadSnot Inc. Verse 1* and chorus*

Entries marked * have been tweaked/added to completely without the original author's permission .

Also in the Virtual Blues Collection

The Virtual Blues
The Virtual Blues II
The Virtual Doughnut Blues
The Microsoft Blues